- 8 years ago
- Wedding: May 2011
Subject: Shrek, Denzel, and Beyonce
Shrek, Denzel Washington, and Beyonce were all having lunch together.
Shrek said, “I have always thought that I’m the strongest man in the
world, but how can I be sure?
“Denzel Washington said, “I’m pretty sure I’m thehottest man alive, but, I’ve never had it confirmed.
Beyonce agreed. “I’m told I’m the sexiest of them all, but sometimes I wonder.”
They all decided that the best way to find out if their beliefs were true was to approach the wicked Queen’s mirror to confirm for them whether Shrek was strongest, Denzel Washington was the hottest, and Beyonce was the sexiest.
They agreed to meet again the next day for lunch to discuss their findings…
The next day Shrek walked up with a smile. Well, it’s true. The mirror told me that I am the strongest man in the world.”
Denzel Washington walked in and boasted, “It’s true! I am the hottest man alive.”
Beyonce walked in, with tears in her eyes and asked,…..
“Who in the world is JamaicaBride?
My sister forwarded this to me today and I had a good laugh at work…hope you guys got one too.