Keeping your bed clean after having fun..tmi

posted 3 months ago in Intimacy
Post # 16
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: June 2019 - Tacoma, WA

slomotion :  Could double as an option for extra fun when covered with a thin layer of baby oil on special occasions. .๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Post # 18
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Bumble bee

My fh is pickier about it than me, we will switch sheets immed, sometimes a towel too. 

Post # 19
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: November 1999

slomotion :  lol… I can just imagine the sound of trying to have sex on plastic!

My grandma used to have plastic on her couch and the noises you’d make anytime you sat on it or readjusted your seating position was terrible. It was even worse in summer when you’d readjust your seating position because along with the squeaking you’d get that breaking of suction sound where your sweaty leg/arm had got stuck to the plastic. A sweaty leg was bad enough! I hate to imagine the sound a bare fleshy butt would make unsuctioning itself from plastic! ๐Ÿ˜‚

Post # 20
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: March 2019

We have an old blanket that we keep under the bed. We grab it out when its time and then just throw it in the washer when we’re done. If we’re not up to washing it, we just do it in the shower! 

Post # 21
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: March 2021 - Kauai, HI

I swear my SO always comes one the sheets the minute I wash them.  I tease him that he’s aroused by fabric softener.  I agree with all suggestions.  Thrown down a special sex blanket. 

Post # 22
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Newbee
  • Wedding: Scarborough, ME

I vote for no on the plastic sheets.  For us a big fluffy towel takes care of almost everything.  We’ve done that since before we got married because we both hate sleeping on wet spots.

Post # 23
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Helper bee

buzzerbeater :  

I have the same “problem” you do – someone I dated once referred to me as Niagara Falls haha. I have a waterproof mattress protector to protect the mattress, but that doesn’t deal with sleeping in a soaking wet bed after fun times. I have found a towel does not deal with the issue at all. Even folded the bed still gets soaked.

This is my solution:

https://www.amazon.ca/gp/product/B076446QYK/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_title_o04_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

It is nice to have a few so we don’t have to do laundry daily.

Post # 24
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Newbee
  • Wedding: April 2020

Those camping blankets with the waterproof side and one fleece side could work? They are pretty thin you could lay that over the blankets beforehand? 

Post # 26
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: June 2019 - Turkey

Mattress cover is always underneath the sheets and I have many beddings, so we alternate right after. I’m newly wed and honestly I’ve never washed beddings so often in my life.

 

Post # 27
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Helper bee

buzzerbeater :  

I am trying to get over how unromantic it is when my boyfriend is like “should I go get a puppy pad?” as a way to proposition me haha. 

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