(Closed) Kids say the darndest things – Share yours!

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Post # 17
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Bumble Beekeeper
  • Wedding: August 2010

lol what does that even mean!?

I was in the  car with our flower girl and there was a slow moving car in front of us so she said “Move it ya slow jerk!” – she is 4 years old!

@Corgi – that is ridiculously cute!

Post # 18
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: August 2010

My RB walked down the asle with the Flower Girl (his cousin). After the wedding he asked his mom, with a VERY scared look on his face “Mommy, did I get married to Gabriela (FG)” so cute 🙂

Post # 19
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Blushing bee
  • Wedding: November 2011

Edit: oops- watch what I SAY around him, clearly he’s the smart one. haha

Post # 20
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: October 2011

So funny! I would love to hear more

Post # 22
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: November 1999

When we asked my 2 year old nephew his favorite band, he says “Pearl Jam”. Cute!

After an afternoon of Bridesmaid or Best Man, MOB & Flower Girl dress shopping my niece asked if her Mommy would be wearing a white dress too. So I told her that just she and I would wear white (ivory, but why confuse her!) and she said…”Oh, because it’s your wedding, my wedding and Mr. Blingy’s wedding right?”. I said “yes”!

Post # 23
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: March 2010

My FI’s cousin has a little boy named Rykurt. I’m going to watch him tomorrow and I’m actually pretty excited. But he’s the cutest little 5 yr old. Whenever he gets mad he often “spider webs them” by making the sign language sign for “i love you” and going “tsk tsk tsk”. He thinks he’s Peter Parker and for the longest time he would only let us call him that. When Iron Man 2 came out he said “I have to go to Tony’s house!!” His grandma could not figure out what he was talking about until she remembered the movie!

Post # 24
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Sugar Beekeeper
  • Wedding: November 2010

My fi’s daughter was talking about her trip home with me that we took earlier this year. She goes;

“Remember when I curtsied in my wedding dress?”

Me: huh?!

Her: Remember how fluffy my wedding dress is?!

Me: um do you mean your flowergirl dress?

Her:Oh yeah that’s it!!

Post # 26
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Helper bee

I watch little boys, I get to hear all sorts of funny things!

Jack while watching the movie Polly –
Jack: Does everyone go blind when they get old?
Me: No, but a lot of people have trouble seeing when they get old.
Jack: So, I’m not going to go blind for along time. Connor (youngest) wont go blind for an even longer time. Aiden (oldest) will go blind before me and Lily, you’re going to go blind pretty soon.

Conversation between Aiden and his friend Luke –
“He wants to smoke when he’s older”
“Why?”
“Because he thinks it cool.”
“It’s not!  It can *kill* you!”
“I know, or you have to have your thighs removed or something.”

 

 

Post # 27
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: September 2010

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@lilybee:hahaha awesome

 

My daughter calls flip flops flop dops so even I go around saying that now!

Post # 28
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Helper bee

Oh!  I thought of another one 🙂

I was watching my friend’s daughter she is 5. 

We were in the car driving some where and she was trying to tell me a joke, but she couldn’t remember all of the joke.  She tried to tell me several different jokes and couldn’t get through ANY of them.  So, I told her a joke, “What do you call a teacher that farts a lot?…A ‘tutor’.” 

Fast foward a couple of days and I was driving by their house (they live in my neighborhood) and their Mom was checking the mail I stopped to by to say ‘Hi’ Sara gave me this face followed by a “Guess what joke Eva told her teacher today!” 

Of course, the first joke this kid EVER remembers was mine…

Post # 29
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: April 2011

So I’ve posted this on another thread about funny things that kids say, but I’ll post again just because it’s so darn funny.

We were all sitting around one night with friends when our friend’s 4 year old daughter exclaims, “Guess what!” she than proceeds to say with a little giggle, “I saw mommy checking daddy’s butt with a flashlight!” HAHAHAHAA

To make a long story short the preschool that our friend’s daughter attended had quite a few kids turn out with pin worms and my girlfriend had heard that you can actually see the worms if you look close enough. Well I guess she was trying to make sure her husband was clear, but didn’t think her daughter would be sharing it with the rest of us!!

We still laugh so hard about this.

Post # 30
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: April 2011

Oh I have another one!

Last night on funniest home videos this is a conversation that happened on one of the videos. There was a father and his two young sons.

Dad: “Okay you guys I just want to tape you two together for a minute” (points the camera in their direction)

Son: “Okay sure!” (with a big smile on his face and sitting next to his little brother)

Dad: (finishes video taping them and goes to turn away)

Son: “Wait….I…uhh…” (confused face)

Dad: “What?”

Son: “I thought you were going to tape us together?”

Dad: (trying not to laugh too hard) “Not real tape..video tape!”

Hahaha too cute he thought his dad was going to physically tape him to his brother 🙂

Post # 31
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Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: December 2010

This isn’t really funny, but on Saturday my grandma had a massive heart attack, and has been in ICU.

My neice and flower girl, Morgan, is 3.  The whole hospital thing has totally thrown her for a loop, and she is having a hard time understanding why grandma is there.

We went to visit on Tuesday, and when I carried Morgan out after visiting hours were over, she said “It’s okay Nana, I am not going to leave you.  I’ll just be out here. I won’t leave you.”

Sweetest flipping thing ever.

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