(Closed) Kids say the darndest things – Share yours!

posted 11 years ago in Family
Post # 33
218 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: July 2011

I was looking at pictures of my wedding gown and my 4yo proceedsto say: “Mama! You cant bedsheets dress to the wedding! You need to wear something else.. gimme the computer. i’ll look for it.” then trys pressing buttons on google. LOL

Post # 34
10844 posts
Sugar Beekeeper
  • Wedding: September 2010

A couple of years ago at Thanksgiving my nephew (I guess he was about four at the time) was giving us a hard time about eating his dinner (as usual for him). He sat pretty patiently for a while, but then all of a sudden slapped his palm on the table and yelled “I QUIT!!!!”  and stormed off. We all started giggling. A couple of minutes goes by, and he comes back with this piece of paper with scribbling all over it and throws it down on the table and says “SEE THAT?! IT SAYS I QUIT!!!”. That kid was serious about not eating! LOL! It was hilarious!!! I love spending time with him, he’s fascinating to me!

My stepson told his daycare class that his daddy and daddy’s sister were getting married. I think he was too young to understand family dynamics but he knew we lived together and loved each other, hence, we must be brother/sister. Ew and LOL at the same time. He also refers to me as “My Bakerella….” when he talks about me to other people. I think he assumes he has a Bakerella, so everyone else does too. How could you not?! So cute.

Post # 35
9048 posts
Buzzing Beekeeper
  • Wedding: June 2010

Too cute. 

One day one of my coworkers brought her three year old daughter in and asked me to keep an eye on her, so I gave her some hi-liters and the past pages of my day planner to draw on.  She’s sitting there, and is just sighing every five seconds or so, so I was like, “Hey, Lex, what’s wrong?” and she says in total overworked mom tone, “Oh nothing, just organizing my life…” 

Cracked me up.

Post # 36
29 posts
  • Wedding: November 2010

Hahah, I work in childcare so I have a billion of these. My favourite though – a little boy I look after calls ambulances “nee-noos” because that’s the sound the siren makes. He also calls sharks “dun-duns”, like the jaws theme music dundundundundun. Too cute.

Post # 37
156 posts
Blushing bee
  • Wedding: July 2011

All of these are so cute, and something my future nephew did the other day is too cute not to share!

His mom (FSIL) is a subsitute at their school, and found out the other day that her son had worn his spiderman costume underneath his shirt, and took off his shirt during lunchtime, during his “transformation”.

She found out when she saw him leaving the lunchroom.

He’s five, and this was the funniest thing I’ve ever heard!

Post # 38
2828 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: June 2011

A few weeks ago our son came up to us and said

“You know mum and dad, the WORST thing about making babies is that you have to stay up all night!”  we couldn’t help but break out laughing. I have NO idea where he heard this, but the way he said it was freaking hilarious! (he is 4 btw).

Post # 39
161 posts
Blushing bee
  • Wedding: July 2010

I work in childcare and babysit constantly, A few of my favorites.


A child I have babysit a lot did not want to go to bed. I end up reading him two stories extra and when I am finally leaving the room this is the conversation we have.

“Goodnight ben!”


“Okay. Go to bed ben.”

“In the morning are you making me pancakes?”

“no Ben, I’ll be gone in the morning. Sweet dreams.”

“In my dreams I transform into a cheetah and eat meat.”


“no its great! Goodnight!”

Post # 40
460 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: December 2011

All funny stories ladies! I took my son to the pet store on a “date” this past week, and we were playing with a Shitzu puppy. My little man asked me what kind of puppy it was so I told him a Shitzu.

“MOMMY thats ridiculous, you don’t say that!!!!!” Screamed at the top of his lungs. I lost it laughing and he crossed his arms and made the most serious face I have ever seen on him.

My little man is 3

Post # 41
1161 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: March 2011

My five year old niece was sitting in the waiting room of the doctor’s office.  She decided she didn’t want to sit by them, so she was sitting on the other side of the room looking through the waiting room magazines. 

She looked up from her magazine and yelled across the room at my brother-in-law “Hey, Daddy, do you want to look at the pictures of these sexy ladies?”

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