(Closed) Kids say the darndest things…..

posted 9 years ago in Rings
Post # 3
Hostess
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Honey Beekeeper
  • Wedding: June 2009

Wow, what kid even knows what carats are?  That’s insane!  And I love the other kid hating the plate because it’s ugly!

Post # 4
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683 posts
Busy bee

Cute story! Merry Christmas!

Post # 5
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: September 2011

That is adorable.

I have a non-Christmas related funny kid story. My bf and I made a slideshow for his sister’s birthday. I think it turned out really beautifully and everyone was crying. We snuck in a funny picture of her when she was a baby with food all over her face. As everyone was cracking up(still emotional though), her little half brother (age 5) was like, ” I don’t like this. This not funny to me!! I don’t like it. It’s. Not. Funny!!!”

Post # 6
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: December 2009

That is hilarious!! I’m with MissAsB – how in the heck does a 10 year old know about carats?!  I’m 29 and I JUST learned about them when I got engaged!!! Oh, and about the plate & saucer – kids are just brutally honest sometimes. They will flat out tell you what’s up lol.

Post # 7
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Sugar Beekeeper
  • Wedding: November 2010

Our kids think that Carol of the Bells say ” Ding fries are done ding fries are done ding dong ding dong fries are done for the pres-i-dent”

 

LMAO!! i’ll record it and upload it for you.. it’s hilariuos!!

Post # 8
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: October 2010

LOL…at least the one with the plate was honest..lol..they do say crazy things..

Our daughter said something the other night that made me think she understands too much! Her daddy was folding clothes and she grabbed one of my panties and put it on..he tried to get them back and she said what sounded like “i want to be sexy” LMBO!!!!!! i have got no clue where she could have heard that! and she is only 2…she is also very honest and will tell you when she doesn’t like something or someone..i can just see her doing the same thing with the plate.

Post # 10
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: September 2011

Too funny, on Christmas eve our Neighbours were over and their 7 year old boy said to my Boyfriend or Best Friend: “In the story of Jesus, you are a wise man”

The man was quite happy with that, the 7  year old then said that I was the sheep, that made the Boyfriend or Best Friend laugh even more!

Post # 11
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: September 2010

Last year for Christmas, my dad broke one of my cousin’s glass santa figurines.  So this year, he got her a new figurine with Christmas stuff on it that spins as an “I’m sorry gift.”  My cousin’s daughter (who’s 8) tells him “apology accepted”.  We killed ourselves laughing.

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