(Closed) Kids say the most amazing things – FAIL!

posted 7 years ago in Parenting
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: September 2010

HAHAHA That’s amazing! Sooo funny. Kids!

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Busy Beekeeper
  • Wedding: October 2011

Oh my goodness!!

Were you mortified?! Kids are so sweetly honest in hurts! lol

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Honey bee
  • Wedding: July 2011

OMG, that is hillarious! Kids say the craziest things. Ah, honesty.

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Buzzing bee

OMG, that’s hilarious. I’d be mortified. 

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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: October 2011

That’s seriously great. hahaha. Betcha can’t wait to see her at the charity event!!!!

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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: October 2011

Oh No!!!! hahahahaha… that is terrible! Kids are so funny!

Ps. my mom is “Meme” too! Which seems rare…

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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: April 2012

haha…so epic. 

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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: December 2012

That is hilarious! I can only imagine how your Mum’s business partner would have felt, trying to make polite conversation with a 3 year old about poop. haha.

The 3 year old boy I used to nanny went through a phase of wanting to know if someone had a penis or a vagina. He would ask me or his parents and we’d have to run through the whole list of people he knew and if they had a penis or a vagina. I was fine with that, the parents and I agreed that using the proper names was good.

…Until we were out buying groceries and he says to the grocer “You have a penis. I have a penis too, so does daddy. But not Roux, Roux has a vagina like mummy. But I’m not allowed to see Roux’s vagina because she goes to the toilet by herself.” The grocer was a little elderly Italian man who turned white as a sheet. I couldn’t get out of that shop fast enough!!

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Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: January 2012

Bahahahahahaha!  I love kids.

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Blushing bee
  • Wedding: October 2011

That is awesome!

Post # 16
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: December 2012

@mwitter80: Being that he was only just toilet trained, I would help him wipe his bottom after he went to the toilet. Well he decided he wanted to reciprocate, and for about 4 months everytime I went to the toilet he would race to the door and whine about how he wanted to wipe my bottom. Which is just what you need in a public rest room, a toddler screaming about wanting to wipe your bottom. lol

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