Post # 1
Here’s a funny little story about my morning. This is def Too Much Information.
I am not feeling so hot this morning and I’m sitting on the toilet for about the 5th time. My cell starts to ring. The little one (my 3 year old bonus son) says “It’s Meme Cindy” (aka my Mom) When people call their facebook pictures come up on my phone. He then says “Can I answer it” and I without even thinking say, “of course!”
I hear him chattering and then he walks by and I hear him say “She has a bad tummy ache. She’s been pooping all morning. It smells really bad. She ran out of toilet paper and I had to get her some. I pulled a chair over to the cabinet and got it all by myself!”
I start laughing because it’s such a funny conversation and I can just imagine that my Mom is dying on the other line. He then says “Here’s Sa” and hands me the phone. I say “Hey Mom!” and I hear, “Sorry honey this isn’t your Mom it’s Kim”
It’s my Mothers business partner calling (I barely know her) about hosting a charity event. Her picture on facebook is of her and my Mom. EPIC FAIL!!!!
I figured some may find humor in my humiliation. So why not share.
Post # 3
HAHAHA That’s amazing! Sooo funny. Kids!
Post # 4
Oh my goodness!!
Were you mortified?! Kids are so sweetly honest in hurts! lol
Post # 5
OMG, that is hillarious! Kids say the craziest things. Ah, honesty.
Post # 6
OMG, that’s hilarious. I’d be mortified.
Post # 7
That’s seriously great. hahaha. Betcha can’t wait to see her at the charity event!!!!
Post # 9
Oh No!!!! hahahahaha… that is terrible! Kids are so funny!
Ps. my mom is “Meme” too! Which seems rare…
Post # 11
That is hilarious! I can only imagine how your Mum’s business partner would have felt, trying to make polite conversation with a 3 year old about poop. haha.
The 3 year old boy I used to nanny went through a phase of wanting to know if someone had a penis or a vagina. He would ask me or his parents and we’d have to run through the whole list of people he knew and if they had a penis or a vagina. I was fine with that, the parents and I agreed that using the proper names was good.
…Until we were out buying groceries and he says to the grocer “You have a penis. I have a penis too, so does daddy. But not Roux, Roux has a vagina like mummy. But I’m not allowed to see Roux’s vagina because she goes to the toilet by herself.” The grocer was a little elderly Italian man who turned white as a sheet. I couldn’t get out of that shop fast enough!!
Post # 12
@.twist.: My grandmother is Meme on my Dad’s side. My Mom really wanted to be Grandma, but her first grandchild started calling her Meme and it stuck. She really didn’t get a choice in the matter LOL.
Post # 13
Bahahahahahaha! I love kids.
Post # 14
@Roux: That’s awesome lol. Oh ya the penis and vagina conversations are the best.
One time we were listening to this song about how you see with your eyes and hear with your ears and he looked at me and said “you do not hear with your penis” that was the best lol
Post # 16
@mwitter80: Being that he was only just toilet trained, I would help him wipe his bottom after he went to the toilet. Well he decided he wanted to reciprocate, and for about 4 months everytime I went to the toilet he would race to the door and whine about how he wanted to wipe my bottom. Which is just what you need in a public rest room, a toddler screaming about wanting to wipe your bottom. lol