(Closed) Kids these days are so f’ing stupid…

posted 10 years ago in Wellness
Post # 62
3600 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: January 1992

I… I… just no.

Post # 63
7298 posts
Busy Beekeeper
  • Wedding: September 2012

I read about the vodka eyeballs and thought those kids should just overdose and die. Let Darwinism take over. So when all these stupid girls start getting crazy infections, they are going to say, “Like…I don’t get why I’m getting 10 yeast infections a month! I’m just sticking alcohol soaked tampons up my twat every day! I mean…doesn’t like alcohol kill things!?” 

Post # 64
2191 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: November 2011

That’s all kinds of nasty!

Post # 65
3066 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: May 2011


Post # 66
43 posts
  • Wedding: July 2011

About 5 or 6 years ago when I first started teaching I heard about parties where the kids, boys and girls, were doing the whole tampon alcohol-soaking thing. Since I’ve been working with teens nothing horrifies, shocks, or suprises me anymore. The teens think they’re quite clever, the alcohol goes directly to their blood stream bypassing the breakdown that normally occurs in the stomach, and since they are not drinking it and stinking of alcohol (or puking up their stomach contents) their parents don’t know they’re drunk.

I was originally shocked the first time I heard of “pharm” parties where kids all bring a drug from mom and dad’s medicine cabinet, throw it in a bowl, and can’t take the drug they brought with them. I’m suprised more teens don’t die from this sort of behaviour.

And, I’m sure you all remember when choking each other out was the “cool” thing to do. Some teens were even choking themselves out, using belts, rope, their own hands, anything at all. So many kids died or ended up with brain damage from cutting off their air and oxygen suppy but teens kept doing it for the quick rush!!!!

Since the human brain doesn’t finish developing until age 25 it’s a wonder we are all not supervised 24hrs a day until that time, lol.

Post # 67
6891 posts
Busy Beekeeper
  • Wedding: June 2011

I saw this on a CSI episode not to long ago. 

Post # 68
475 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: September 2011

Yes. I hear it makes you feel the effects faster and with less alcohol…

Post # 69
164 posts
Blushing bee
  • Wedding: June 2011

My friend recently alerted me to this trend. Apparently he has been working with kids who put vodka soaked tampons up their bums. They called it the “Ass Bomb”.

I thought he was kidding.

Post # 70
3774 posts
Honey bee
  • Wedding: December 2004

I don’t even know what to say.  If every generation gets stupider and does crazier things than the last, which seems to be the case, if appears as if we may become extinct.  My God if people get any stupider in the next generation, will any of them survive to adulthood.  What scares me is these tampon shoving Einsteins are going to be the parents of the next generation.  God help us all.

Post # 71
3281 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: March 2012

Yeah, I heard about the alcohol in the eyeball thing…. I thought that was weird…

Post # 72
3637 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: September 2015

I’m not condoning it BUT, for those who asked “how did they even come up with that?!” – it is pretty smart. Kids know that having something straight into the bloodstream means drunker-faster. Injecting it is too dangerous and requires needles, eyeballs seem too weird, what other holes are there?

They took an existing technology (tampons) and put them to use. Pretty clever…except for the uncontrolled absorption of alcohol part I mean. Haha.

But as I said before, it doesn’t seem like a lot of fun to me. I like the taste of alcohol; you totally loose that this way!

Post # 73
2457 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: November 2010

I Say this tongue in cheek

1.) Iguess its a low cal alternative 

2.) With all the dirty sex they have it might act as an anticeptic 

Post # 74
1643 posts
Bumble bee

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@simpleandchic: haha I think it’s funny. But most people over here are asleep right now. ;0

Post # 75
10713 posts
Sugar Beekeeper
  • Wedding: June 2012

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@Everdeen: I love the taste of vodka a faster ‘drunk’ wouldn’t be worth it to me either… Plus it doesn’t take away the side effects of alcohol like puking and the spins… so why bother? Vodka doesn’t really have a smell anyway. Some clever kids going to try this with everclear and that’ll be the end of them!

My ex was in jail for a while and knew a lot of clever tricks this one had been passed down from the womens side of the prison so I had heard it… most of the men put pain killers ‘inside’ to work super fast and be gone before anyone was the wiser, haha he even recommended this to his mom before her one cancer surgery since she’d be awake at the time and had a high tollerance to morphine from years with cancer. She said it worked like a charm, lol.

Post # 76
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Helper bee

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@Miss Tattoo: BWAHAHA! Miss Tattoo I freakin’ love you.

I cannot believe how completely DUMB people are getting….What on this planet makes them think that’s a good and safe thing to do?!?!? Oh, that’s right, they apparently only care about getting drunk….What is this world coming to, it scares me.

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@UpstateCait: Would you mind sharing the article?

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