(Closed) Knock-knock! Bad jokes…

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Honey bee
  • Wedding: January 2014

Why is six afraid of seven?

 

Because seven eight nine.

Post # 4
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: December 2012

Why did the turkey cross the road? 

To prove he wasn’t a chicken

Post # 5
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: December 2012

I still haven’t found anyone that loves this joke as much as me but here it goes..

 

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

 

 

 

 

 

 

.. because it was dead.

Post # 6
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: December 2012

@kaylee26: haha I love that!

I have to say I love most bad jokes.

Post # 8
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: August 2013

Q.Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows?

A.They’re making headlines!

Post # 9
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: December 2012

@EmilyJean: hahaha this is the dumbest joke I have ever seen.

In the greatest sense possible.

This will make its way to my guy’s ears for sure!

Post # 11
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: August 2013
Q. what do you call a Boomerang that doesn't work?

A. A stick

Q. What do you get when you cross a Snowman with a Vampire?

A. Frostbite

Q. What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches

A. A nervous Wreck

Q. Why do gorillas have big nostrils?

A Because they have big fingers.

Q.What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall?

A. Danm

Post # 12
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: June 2012

I do this one with my students to make them groan hahaha

 

Who was the roundest knight at Kind Arthurs table?

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Sir Cumference.

Post # 13
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: May 2012

Gross, but I died laughing when I heard it. 

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

 

 

 

 

Wiped his butt. 

Post # 14
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: December 2012

@StuporDuck: I just love that kind of humor!!!

Post # 15
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: April 2012

Ok, My turn…

Man get’s a knock on his door, he opens it and see’s a snail so he picks it up and throws it as far as he can.

3 months later man get’s another knock on his door.

He opens is and the snail say’s “What’s up with that?”

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