- 7 years ago
- Wedding: July 2012
“Mommy loves Thelma!”
“Mommy loves Thelma!”
^ Because they are pulling up the carpet in a bedroom and ruining it.. Facepalm
“Get up you lazy ass”
To one of my dogs about 20 minutss ago who doesn’t like waking up and going outside in the mornings. We’re in Aus so he doesn’t have the winter excuse, he’s just sooo lazy. He’d probably sleep all day in his bed if you let him. Sometimes we have to pull him out of his bed and stand him up lol.
“Calm down you psycho”
To our other dog at the same time because he was bouncing around in circles waiting for me to open the door so he could go outside. Anything is exciting to him, even just waking up in the mornings. Polar opposites lol.
PLEASE get off my laptop… Mummy needs to write!
“Mommy will be back in a little bit, it’s okay” when I left for work this morning =(
“Take your brother outside.”
My 12 year old mini poodle has decided he needs an escort to go outside now. We got an electronic door and for a while only had one sensor to unlock it, so we put it on the pit mix so he would stop destroying the house. One night the poodle was whining to go out, so as a joke I told the pit to take him out. He went over to the door and waited for the poodle to follow. Now the poodle won’t go outside without him.
“Hurry up, I’m not leaving the water on all night.”
One of our cats has decided he perfers running water from the bathroom sink, so every time I go into the bathroom he jumps in the sink and meows until you turn on the water. Whoever said cats hate water never met ours; even dumping a glass on him barely fazes him.
“aw, my little cutie pie! love, love, love that face!! (kisses)” lol I’m such a dweeb
edited to add: soooo loved reading these responses and seeing the photos 🙂
How did you get so cute kitty cat?! *smooches while she squirms away from me*
“Izzy, are you trying to climb the tree?”
…we just set up our tree and she looked like she was starting to climb the trunk. Hopefully she doesn’t try that again!
“I’m sorry baby, but the vet said I HAVE TO brush your teeth, I love you though”
” you big booty hoe” to my furry four legged niece…she and her brother are half mine since we don’t have our own fur baby yet 🙂
Hey….whaddare you doin?
I am SO embarrassing when I talk to my cats. people don’t understand. I kiss them at least 100 times a day it seems.
Last thing I said to my baby girl- “you so cute cute with your round tummy!!!” she was a skinny shelter cat and I have really spoiled her a little too much now she’s only slightly pudgy.
And to my male cat- ” Hey now, momma wants a good cat. Not a bad cat.” this was after he was chewing apart a newspaper and a pen. and a plastic bag. and a straw. ugh he’s nuts.
love them to pieces.
It’s OK, Boo Boo. Context: We were driving home from our Thanksgiving celebration.
The last thing I said was my cat’s name, over and over again. She ignored me. haha.
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