- 6 years ago
- Wedding: October 2012
Up til now, I’ve had countless stress dreams related to the wedding, things are not ready, I don’t have a dress or vows, my flowers are wilting, etc. But the other night I had one that caused me to wake up laughing. I was at a bridal shower for someone I didn’t know, but knew I should. I was sitting across from her, looking her right in the face, and thinking, “I honestly have no idea who this woman is”. Then someone gets the bright idea to have everyone introduce themselves and say how long and how they know the bride. A few people go before me and they are gushing about how she was there for them when they lost a grandparent, they can’t imagine not knowing her. Meanwhile I’m thinking what did they say her name was? Jessica? I’m just gonna say I know her from college, I was in college/grad school for a while. That’ll cover a good 7 yrs of my life. Chances are I met her in college. Then somehow I get skipped and I breathe a sigh of relief. Then the bride goes to sit and open gifts. Someone runs up and throws a basket at her feet. Then immediately everyone at the shower gets up and starts throwing yarn in the basket. Then I think, ohhhh man I forgot about that bridal tradition where you give the bride yarn. Someone also gives Jessica a big box of yarn and it’s so big that she has to crane her neck around it to say, thanks for the yarn guys! And all I can think is, I really hope nobody gives me this much yarn at my shower.
I’d like to read anyone else’s funny wedding dreams.