(Closed) let em’ rip or hold it in. (yeah, this is a farting thread)

posted 9 years ago in Intimacy
  • poll: beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat the more you toot

    I DO NOT fart in front of my SO, but they DO fart in front of me.

    I DO NOT fart in front of my SO, and they DO NOT fart in front of me.

    I fart in front of my SO, and they DO NOT fart in front of me.

    I fart in front of my SO, and they fart in front of me.

    ooops, I just farted.

  • Post # 77
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    Sugar bee

    The worst is farting during sex.  I hate that though.  I hold it in with all my might in that case

    Post # 78
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    Buzzing bee
    • Wedding: August 1993

    This thread is hilarious! Roftl at oneeleven!

    Post # 79
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    Bumble bee
    • Wedding: June 2012

    I forgot to add that Fiance will “catch” his farts, a.k.a. stick his hand behind his hiney and fart and then throw it in my face.  Sometimes, it really works and it’s GROSS!  

    Post # 80
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    Busy bee
    • Wedding: September 2011

    haha this thread has me creasing up!! Best thing Ive ever done:

    Farted myself awake. Apparently I looked mega suprised and Fiance I both just fell about laughing,with tears of laughter rolling down our faces.

    Free farters ever since. Fiance will even get a little jealous if I out-fart him,it just makes us giggle like little kids,

    Post # 81
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    Busy bee
    • Wedding: July 2011

    Yes, we fart in front of each other. When I was pregnant it was AWFUL! I had the worst gas… ugh.

    Post # 83
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    Bumble Beekeeper
    • Wedding: December 2010

    These responses are so funny. I claim that women don’t do this. He does it all of the time. He could care less.

    Post # 84
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    Sugar bee
    • Wedding: July 2010

    When I’m pregnant and my husband farts, he has me running to the toilet to be sick. It’s awful, but we both laugh about it most times. Sometimes I cry simply because I don’t want to be sick after a good meal or I’m tired of being sick. What’s even funnier is when I make myself sick. We both laugh at that, but it’s only happened a couple of times.

    Post # 85
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    Helper bee
    • Wedding: November 2013

    I used to be VERY secretive with farting around anyone not my immediate family. I can do it know because hes so open about it and he even sometimes jokes about it, which makes me feel relaxed about it. I know its a bodily function and everyone does it hehe

    Post # 86
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    Worker bee

    OMG!!! i’m soo happy for all you free tooters! I personally, am a closet tooter, and also tell boo that “girls don’t fart”. however, there was one instant when we were play fighting and he started dragging me by my ankles and a little “brruurp” popped out – i was MORTIFIED!!! of course i laughed soooooo hard to compensate for my embarrassment, while he laughed at how “cute” the fart sounded. ahahahahah he still brings it up, and i am still a closet tooter! 🙂

    Post # 87
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    Sugar bee
    • Wedding: July 2013

    We ditched the closets for eachothers faces about 2 months into our relationship! :] hehe

    Post # 88
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    Buzzing bee
    • Wedding: October 2012

    I think its important to be able to fart in front of your partner, and for them to fart in front of you. Why? Because its natural and EVERYONE does it. Plus, it is extremely funny in a childish way 😛

    Now fanny farts.. THAT is funny!

    Post # 89
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    Worker bee
    • Wedding: January 2011

    I’m not ashamed…we fart in front of each other all the time. Both of us have IBS type issues so…yeah.

    Post # 90
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    Helper bee
    • Wedding: March 2012

    We’re a bit more practical minded about it–what goes on the in the BR will generally stay there unless either of us is having GI issues–then we talk about it in general terms.  OTH, if I gotta let go, I do–as quietly at possible! That’s not always accomplished though.  If we can burp in front of each other, then we can gas in front of each other!

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