(Closed) let em’ rip or hold it in. (yeah, this is a farting thread)

posted 9 years ago in Intimacy
  • poll: beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat the more you toot

    I DO NOT fart in front of my SO, but they DO fart in front of me.

    I DO NOT fart in front of my SO, and they DO NOT fart in front of me.

    I fart in front of my SO, and they DO NOT fart in front of me.

    I fart in front of my SO, and they fart in front of me.

    ooops, I just farted.

  • Post # 91
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    Busy bee
    • Wedding: June 2012

    Lol I am so glad I am not alone here. I do not do this in front of the SO we live together and he is still sure that I do not poop lol. He teases me about it all the time and is constantly lurking it’s almost become a game and I am winning in a big way lol.

    On the other hand he lets them fly…wow…sometimes I wish he wasn’t so comfortable me lol

    I did accidentally once in front of him and he was thrilled lol (how weird) he was like oh my word there is hope maybe you are human and hugged me…I was mortified..lol.

    Haha thanks for starting such a fun little poll

    Post # 92
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    Busy bee
    • Wedding: December 2011

    My Fiance says the hardest time in our relationship was when we started dating and he had to hold his farts haha

    Post # 93
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    Buzzing bee
    • Wedding: January 1991

    I fart all the time and so I don’t even bother trying to hold it in.  DH doesn’t try to either.  I don’t see the point because it’s gonna happen.  Plus, I get sick if I hold my gas in, so that’s not happening.

    Fun fact about DH:  He gets gassy when nervous, so let’s just say our wedding was an event he REALLY had to hold it in for because he had a wired mic on for the vows… hehehehe… 🙂

    Post # 94
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    Busy bee
    • Wedding: October 2011

    He better love me for all of me and the includes my deadly toxic farts. He gets all of my and that includes my farts.

    Post # 95
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    Bumble bee
    • Wedding: November 2011

    Wow…..a lot of open farters here. I am most definately a closet farter. FH on the other hand farts enough for the both of us. He says he wouldn’t care if I did but I just can’t. I do, however, tell him “I gotta poop” or whatever…i envy all you free farter….ahhh….

    Post # 96
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    Helper bee
    • Wedding: March 2011

    One of my favorite memories of our wedding day was the morning of my husband farted so loud it woke us both up! We could not stop cracking up! He was walking around with pepto bismol all morning…haha ever since then it’s been game on for him! As for me, I am referred to as ninja fart/pooper…I don’t intentionally hide it, I guess I’ve just been lucky with never having bad gas when my husband is around.

    Post # 97
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    Worker bee
    • Wedding: October 2011

    We had a long distance relationship starting out and I was visiting him for our 3rd weekend long date. We were laying on the couch or bed together and I accidentally farted.  I was laying somewhat on his lap with my butt to his leg so I was immediately mortified.  He just laughed and said “So were to that stage now?”

    We tend to laugh like 8 year old boys and point fingers and complain jokingly to eachother about it, especially when they are bad — sound or smell.  hahaha

    Oh and my Fiance is sooooo afraid he will fart during the ceremony!!

    Post # 98
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    Helper bee
    • Wedding: July 2012

    I have a gluten and a dairy intollerance. I also have issues digesting onion. This results in farts… lots of them. Even if I am not eating those foods I just produce a lot of wind (lol).

    Some of our biggest laughing sessions have been over farts (immature I know!). I dont think I could be in a relationship with a person who did not laugh at my farts!

    Post # 99
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    Busy bee
    • Wedding: July 2012

    I hold ’em in and so does he! Of course we have our mishaps lol like in sleep as you so beautifully described lol. I was with my ex on and off for 5 years and there was nothing we didn’t do in front of each other- and after a while you become repulsed by what you’re seeing and I don’t want that with my lovely future hubby! I’d rather clench and make the effort than have him think ‘urgh gross, my fiancee stinks!!!’ I figure we have a lifetime together, try and keep SOME mystery there!! Of course, when it does ‘just happen’ by mistake, we have a giggle about it. Some will always slip through the net haha

    Post # 100
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    Newbee
    • Wedding: July 2011

    Well I am already Married so I have smelled and heard the worst of it LMAO!

    I used to hold it in until one day he tickled me so much while I was holding it in and “POOF” there it went. We laughed so hard about it and that broke the Ice for me.

    My Husband on the other hand has been doing it infront of me for 4 years, and good lord it has a Harsh smell to it. He is going to kill me hehehe but he even does it in the bed under the blankets.LMAO, then when I try to get out of the bed he holds me and forces the blankets over my head YUK! LOL He says it LOVE, lol Yah ok!

    Post # 101
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    Blushing bee

    I NEVER EVER fart in front of me even after3 years ..I don’t think I ever will.

    I don’t even let him come into the bathroom after I’ve, you know.

    I’m so paranoid.

    He farts everyday. I dont mind it hehehe I just make lots of jokes about it

    Post # 102
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    Helper bee
    • Wedding: October 2011

    We totally fart in front of each other and on each other!  We even have contests, haha!  There will be times we are laying in bed and he will try to Dutch Oven me (fart under the covers and then pull them up over my head so I’m trapped with the fart).  He’s only gotten away with that once.. it was awful!  I always feel quite plesed with myself when I can make him squirm.  Hehe 🙂

    Post # 103
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    Busy bee
    • Wedding: December 2011

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    @cubaneli I am in the same situation!  I grew up being totally okay with farting and now my Fiance thinks its so disgusting.  I have NEVER farted in front of him.  Although it is a major double standard because he allows himself to fart all day and night as well as burp! Not fair!

    Post # 104
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    Bumble bee
    • Wedding: November 2011

    I fart in front of him, but he DOESN’T fart in front of me. :X

    Hahaha I can’t believe I’m going to write this. I’m in the minority (4) who fart in front of SO, but SO doesn’t fart in front of us. lol! Reasoning:

    My farts are usually really quiet, if not silent, and they (for the most part) don’t smell. I mean, I’m sure they smell sometimes, but neither of us ever smell it… It’s like magic.

    His farts are GOD AWFUL. I think this kind of embarasses him, so he NEVER farts in front of me unless it is an accident. haha.

    So there you have it.

    Post # 105
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    Bumble bee
    • Wedding: October 2013

    We fart all the time. Its a good laugh. Except when Fiance accidently shit on the back of my head. No lie :/

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