(Closed) let em’ rip or hold it in. (yeah, this is a farting thread)

posted 9 years ago in Intimacy
  • poll: beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat the more you toot

    I DO NOT fart in front of my SO, but they DO fart in front of me.

    I DO NOT fart in front of my SO, and they DO NOT fart in front of me.

    I fart in front of my SO, and they DO NOT fart in front of me.

    I fart in front of my SO, and they fart in front of me.

    ooops, I just farted.

  • Post # 106
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    193 posts
    Blushing bee
    • Wedding: December 2015

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    @jalaamarie: LMAO- yep, my SO and I try and dutch oven each other all the time!

    Actually its funny to see this thread, he and I consider it a mark of how great our friendship/relationship is since we always feel happy for the other when we let one rip- like, ‘oh, baby, I KNOW you felt better after that one! now open a window please… and do a undie check” LOL

    @peachbaby4008  wow, that sounds crappy ^.^

    Post # 107
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    Buzzing bee
    • Wedding: July 2012

    LMAO, yeah we do.  He confessed to me once that when we first moved in together he tried to hold them in until he could leave the room, and then after a few slips tried easing me in…but he’s such a big kid that he still laughs hysterically after the loud ones, and blames the dog or the cat even when they’re not around.  His are disgusting and toxic, and I always tell him he smells like someone died in there…but we laugh about it.  I, thankfully, am not generally gassy (unless I’ve eaten something I shouldn’t have) so by the time I had to do it in front of him we were so used to making fun of his that he was proud of me.  It’s important to note that I work in a childcare, and when we first started dating he worked with the elderly.  We ended up talking about cleaning up other peoples poop on our very first date…so I guess anything goes!

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