(Closed) Let’s eat grandpa!

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Post # 129
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Worker bee
  • Wedding: October 2012

Omg, you all have seriously made my Friday better, and I didn’t think that was possible!! I think my favorite error of all time was a classified ad in a very widely read newspaper that said, “For sale, friar rabbits”. 10 years later, the mental image of little bunnies in long brown robes and tonsure haircuts still cracks me up!!

Post # 130
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: March 2012

I just want to add that I get rather tickled every time I see the title of this thread and imagine the old poor guy hiding in the closet, terrified of the fork-wielding six-year-olds waiting for him outside the door. That poor grandpa.

Post # 131
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: June 2012

It’s all been said already! But the ones that get me the most are:

your/ you’re

&

there/ they’re/ their

Post # 132
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: December 2010

I could keep this going forever:)   Another pet peeve: “deja vu all over again”. Deja vu means already seen, “over again” is redundant. In the same vein,  ATM Machine.  Oh, do you need to go to the automatic teller machine machine? Well, by all means:)

Post # 133
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Blushing bee
  • Wedding: October 2013

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@sailor:  That’s a good one.  So is “suppose to” instead of “supposed to.”

Post # 134
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: November 2011

Whomever vs. Whoever:

It doesn’t bother me when people use “whoever” for everything. What DOES bother me is when people use “whomever” incorrectly. It’s like they just throw it in there to sound smart.

 

^I’m drunk right now. If that isn’t gramatically correct, I’m sorry. <3

ETA: I DO know how to use “whomever” and “whoever” correctly. Idk why it doesn’t bother me if people use “whoever” for all purposes. *shrug*

Post # 135
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: October 2011

I didn’t read all of them but 

definitely/defiantly – HATE that one SO MUCH. 

board/bored

aisle/isle

you/you’re/your two/too/to their/there/they’re

And the best ones is –
Help Uncle Jack off a horse
Help uncle jack off a horse 

It just drives me absolutely bonkers. If I catch a mistake like that my opinion of their intelligence just drops immediately. HOW ARE YOU COLLEGE EDUCATED AND STILL MAKING MISTAKES LIKE THAT?! Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!

Post # 136
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: November 2011

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@bebefly: Agreed on “definately” … I hate that, too.

Post # 137
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Newbee
  • Wedding: November 2011 - Neverland Farms

your/you’re really gets to me.

I personally tend to make up words.  I usually spell them right. 

😉

Post # 138
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: September 2010

Lay and lie. I hear this mixed up all the time, as in, “I’m going to lay down for a few minutes.”

Present tense: You LIE down on a bed, but you LAY a book down on the table.

Past tense: You LAY on the ground yesterday, but you LAID your pencil on the table. 

 

Post # 139
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Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: June 2011

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@PutABirdOnIt: That doesn’t bother me as much, because I always assumed people who were saying “it’s deja vu all over again” were being tongue-in-cheek. It never occurred to me that it wasn’t done on purpose, lol!

Post # 140
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Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: June 2011

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@stillme: I have to confess – this is one that I’ve always had a hard time keeping straight. Embarassed

Post # 141
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: September 2012

My grammar is lousy. However, there are a few gems that keep popping up and driving me insane.

 

“Loose” and “lose” are TWO DIFFERENT WORDS. They are not interchangeable.

 

“Anyway” does NOT have the letter “s” at the end of it.

 

I’m also disappointed to see Canadian companies use American spelling in advertising.

Post # 142
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: November 2011

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@stillme: I took a hardcore college grammar class, and I still have trouble with lay/lie. I usually have to google it, so it doesn’t make me mad if I do notice someone using it wrong.

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