(Closed) Let's have some chicken, maybe some SEX…

posted 5 years ago in Relationships
Post # 3
1030 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: August 2013

@Sporty-Bee:  hahah that is hilarious!!

The best one i can think of is more a misundestanding. My husband and I had lots of little cultural and irish-english versus american-english misunderstandings early on.

One of the funniest was when i told him he needed a bathing suit for our holiday in Malta….He absolutely refused. I said everyone would be wearing them because we’d be on the beach every day and he would want to go swimming. Needless to say this went on for months…

Finally we went to a store and what does he come out in…. A SPEEDO! I almost died laughing. Apparently thats what he thought I meant by bathing suit. Now I know to call them “swim shorts.” 😛


Post # 6
8444 posts
Bumble Beekeeper
  • Wedding: April 2013

@Sporty-Bee:  My husband and I met playing WoW, however when we first started gaming together I had a boyfriend.  I didn’t think anything of the friendship because we were on opposite sides of the country.  I eventually broke up with this boyfriend and decided to blow off some steam with a little questing, or pvp or whatever.  Here’s the conversation between my husband (then guildie friend) and I:

Him: You sound kind of down, is everything ok?

Me:  Yeah, I just broke up with my boyfriend.

Him:  NICE!

Me: ….really?  That’s kind of a dick thing to say

He then started to back peddle and eventually confessed to having a crush on me lol.

Post # 7
3281 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: January 2014

@Sporty-Bee:  Okay, so not really with me, but, one day after Fiance and I started dating (as in, we had gone on literally 1 date the day before), we were at a friend’s house watching a football game. He had had like two beers–now that I know him better, I know that for some reason, two beers is this sweet spot where he gets a little loud/excited–but of course, I did not know about this special quality of his yet, lol.

For some reason, he got into a HUGE fight with a girl at the party about whether Myron Rolle really deserved the Rhodes Scholarship (obviously dating myself here, lol).

It was the most ridiculous thing that has ever happened. The girl (whom I also know much better now) would NOT let it go, and my now-FI was getting so irritated. He was saying all of these super sarcastic things to her, and she was just being incredibly tenacious and just crazy–it was a serious blowout fight! I was sitting there thinking to myself, “Welp, this is clearly NOT going to turn into a relationship! This guy is way too intense for me!”

The funniest thing is, to this day, I have never seen my Fiance so irritated and snarky with someone. It was like his worst behavior ever, literally one day after we started dating, haha.

Post # 8
2468 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: April 2018

Well, a few months into our relationship (I was 17 and I’m Christian, so was a virgin, too) we’re at the grocery store and Darling Husband goes,

“Have you ever gotten naked?”

…I just STARED at him and I swear my mouth was probably in a perfect circle. He got SO red, bees! He was talking about Naked, the fruit juice! We both had a good laugh afterwards.

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