- 6 years ago
- Wedding: May 2013
In the last 2 and a half years, I have had 7 roommates. I’m starting to think that maybe I am the crazy. lol
I will just give the short verisions of my roommate horrors. lol
Roommate # 1: My first roommate of college. She had insomnia, and would watch me every night as I slept. One night, she told me that my future-sister-in-law (who is 4, btw) was messed up and shouldn’t be alive (this upset me because that child is an adopted miracle baby who probably shouldn’t have survived with all the drugs her birth mother did while pregnant, and how awful she treated my Future Sister-In-Law in her first days of life). One night, she locked me and my Fiance (bf at the time) out of my room so she could have sex with her new boyfriend (that she had met 2 hrs beforehand) on MY BED! She accused her ex-bf of raping her, I was there when she made up the story, because she saw him hanging out with another girl. She then went to campus police, which got me in trouble with campus police. I was pulled out of my honors class by a police officer (EMBARRASSING!!!!). then after that, the police would not stop calling and questioning me. She let a bunch of guys come over while I was gone and they… well…. did man things on my bed. I have pictures to prove it. She tore down all my pictures, and threw her stuff all over on my side of the room. She was an awful roommate. According to my suitemate, she even threatened my life one night when she was drunk. I moved out pretty quickly after that. Housing made a special exception for my case.
Roommate #2: She was CRAZY religious. Which isn’t a bad thing, except for the fact that she was constantly shoving it down my throat. This is the semester where I officially moved in with my Fiance. I couldn’t take it anymore.
Roommate #3: The best of the crazies. Her only problem was that she would use 2 or 3 rolls of toilet paper a day. Weird. Oh, and she would talk on the phone and argue with her Fiance all the time.
Roommate #4: She was a straight lazy @ss b*tch. She never did anything, and b*tched about me constantly. One night, after Fiance and I had gone to bed, she walked out to the kitchen and got something out of the freezer. When she did that, 2 packages of MY hamburger meat fell out. Instead of bending over and picking them up and putting them back in the freezer, she just left them on the floor. The next morning, Fiance and I were furious that we had to throw away $20 worth of meat. I hated her. I cannot stand inconsiderate b*tches.
Roommate #5: At this point, Fiance and I moved off campus and with a bunch of guys (his friends). Well this particular roommate got a new girlfriend. And he was not shy about letting everyone know that he was getting some. One night, Fiance and I came home, and this roommate met us at the door and was like “I am so glad that you didn’t come 3 minutes later. we were about to have sex on the couch.” Yep. on the couch. in the living room. So, since we ruined their sex spot, they decided to have sex in the shower. In this house, we only have 1 shower. they had sex in the shower that everyone has to use. And they were loud. and obnoxious about it. its was so gross. They would have sex 10 or more times a day, and then the roommate would come out and tell us about it. Really? I mean, he already sucked all the libido out of the house, does he really have to make us feel more uncomfortable? On top of that, He never did anything, and constantly mooched food. If you are on a budget, you understand that feeding another mouth is a pain. Especially when that mouth can feed itself. Roommate #6 ended up kicking him out about a week ago.
Roommate #6: I am currently living with him. he drives me crazy. He has a dog that I have to take care of, he is demanding, and he treats me and Fiance and roommate #7 like we are his servants. I have done the all the dishes in the house since we moved in. I am the only one who cleans the house, and he just abuses it. He is a hoarder. and a trash hoarder at that. I got so frustrated tonight when I walked into the living room and saw 13 empty Dr. Pepper cans sitting on the coffee table. I am gonna be the one to clean those up. UGHHH. He likes to be an ass just to be funny and its just not cool. And he smokes. in the house. all the time. gross.
Roommate #7: has literally only been living here 3 days. his only problem is that he smokes just as much (if not more) as roommate #6. in the house of course.
Okay. I have written my roommate saga. Post your roommate horror stories. 🙂