Post # 1
This is something I’ve had fun thinking about for months now. I finally decided that “Dust in the Wind” is the most inappropriate song I can think of for a first dance. Originally I thought of ones with lots of cursing and sexist comments about women, but that song is just so perfectly antithetical to the idea of a wedding. So what do you all think would be the worst possible choice for a first dance? Also please quote some of the lyric so we can see how bad it is.
Same old song
Just a drop of water in an endless sea
All we do
Crumbles to the ground, though we refuse to see
Now don’t hang on
Nothin’ last forever but the earth and sky
It slips away
And all your money won’t another minute buy
Post # 3
November Rain by Guns n Roses
Post # 4
“It Ain’t No Fun (If The Homies Can’t Have None) Snoop Dogg…I think quoting the lyrics would be going against the TOS. Somebody actually played this at their wedding at a restaurant I worked at (granted it wasn’t that great of a restaurant, similar to applebee’s or chili’s, but still). All the waitstaff felt really awkward.
Post # 5
“Gold Digger”- Kanye West
Post # 6
This isn’t a first dance song, but it’s kind of along the same lines. On the radio the other day, a guy called in and was talking about how much he loved his fiance and how he can’t wait to spend the rest of his life with her, etc., and he wanted to dedicate a song to her. The song? “Here’s a Quarter [Call Someone Who Cares]” by Travis Tritt…
It was the weirdest! I was hoping it was a joke or something, but it sounds like he has never actually listened to the words of that song (or even read the title!). It cracked me up.
Post # 7
Taio Cruz- Break Your Heart!
Now listen to me baby
Before I love and leave you
They call me heart breaker
I don’t wanna deceive you
Post # 8
Ohhhh… I have a good one: “Time of my Life” by the Black Eyed Peas. Mostly because it actually was a first dance song. Now, the title is a little misleading. It starts off slower, kind of a funky take on the original. And then… it busts out in techno with a bunch of random “dirty b!tch!!” thrown in there.
This was actually their first dance song. She then proceeded to cheat on him while he was deployed to Afghanistan. So I guess not only is it an awful first dance song, it’s also accurate! Dirty bit….
Post # 9
i told my now DH that he couldn’t pick something like Crazy Bitch by Buck Cherry or something for our first dance!! LOL he is a jokster and that is something he would’ve done as a jok! he picked a good one though!! LOL
Post # 10
First song that popped into my head was “The Thong Song”!
Post # 11
Post # 12
@chkygal02: YES! I think you win…Crazy Bitch would be terrible!! hahah!
Post # 13
Before He Cheats, Carrie Underwood
Post # 14
Someone I know had this as their entrance song/first dance
Usher -Yeah … The lyrics are so not appropriate for a wedding nevermind first song
Post # 15
“If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, make an ugly woman your wife.”
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
Post # 16
“Back That Azz Up” by Juvenile