(Closed) Let's play a game: most inappropriate first dance song

posted 9 years ago in Music
Post # 3
6458 posts
Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: June 2013

November Rain by Guns n Roses

Post # 4
6386 posts
Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: April 2013

“It Ain’t No Fun (If The Homies Can’t Have None) Snoop Dogg…I think quoting the lyrics would be going against the TOS.  Somebody actually played this at their wedding at a restaurant I worked at (granted it wasn’t that great of a restaurant, similar to applebee’s or chili’s, but still).  All the waitstaff felt really awkward.

Post # 5
3054 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: April 2012

“Gold Digger”- Kanye West

Post # 6
635 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: September 2014

This isn’t a first dance song, but it’s kind of along the same lines. On the radio the other day, a guy called in and was talking about how much he loved his fiance and how he can’t wait to spend the rest of his life with her, etc., and he wanted to dedicate a song to her. The song? “Here’s a Quarter [Call Someone Who Cares]” by Travis Tritt…

It was the weirdest! I was hoping it was a joke or something, but it sounds like he has never actually listened to the words of that song (or even read the title!). It cracked me up.

Post # 7
3154 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: April 2013

Taio Cruz- Break Your Heart!

Now listen to me baby

Before I love and leave you

They call me heart breaker

I don’t wanna deceive you

Post # 8
1410 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: February 2014

Ohhhh… I have a good one: “Time of my Life” by the Black Eyed Peas. Mostly because it actually was a first dance song. Now, the title is a little misleading. It starts off slower, kind of a funky take on the original. And then… it busts out in techno with a bunch of random “dirty b!tch!!” thrown in there.

This was actually their first dance song. She then proceeded to cheat on him while he was deployed to Afghanistan. So I guess not only is it an awful first dance song, it’s also accurate! Dirty bit….



Post # 9
51 posts
Worker bee
  • Wedding: December 2012

i told my now DH that he couldn’t pick something like Crazy Bitch by Buck Cherry or something for our first dance!! LOL  he is a jokster and that is something he would’ve done as a jok!  he picked a good one though!! LOL

Post # 10
133 posts
Blushing bee
  • Wedding: July 2013

First song that popped into my head was “The Thong Song”!

Post # 12
2203 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: April 2014

@chkygal02:  YES! I think you win…Crazy Bitch would be terrible!! hahah!

Post # 13
567 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: September 2011

Before He Cheats, Carrie Underwood

Post # 14
3949 posts
Honey bee
  • Wedding: March 2012

Someone I know had this as their entrance song/first dance

Usher -Yeah … The lyrics are so not appropriate for a wedding nevermind first song

Post # 15
6533 posts
Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: February 2014

“If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, make an ugly woman your wife.”

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life 
Never make a pretty woman your wife 
So from my personal point of view 
Get an ugly girl to marry you

Post # 16
237 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: April 2013

“Back That Azz Up” by Juvenile

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