(Closed) Let's play a game: most inappropriate first dance song

posted 9 years ago in Music
Post # 47
815 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: April 2013

Haha me and my fiance joke about using the song by the blood hound gang (I think that’s the name) the “You and me baby and nothin but mammals so let’s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel”


We still don’t have a first dance song picked out.

Post # 48
840 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: November 1999

@Cornflakegirl:  Ironically Time to Say Goodbye is actually a love song! It’s just that “Con te Partiro” was badly translated into English!

Post # 49
429 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: June 2013

When I think about you I touch myself…

Post # 50
155 posts
Blushing bee
  • Wedding: June 2013

@kris325:  HAHAHAHA!! Yup..Bad Touch by Bloodhound Gang

Mambo #5 would be bad too

Post # 51
1252 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: October 2011

@missporkchops:  LOL I know, but the title alone just would NOT work for a wedding first dance.

Post # 52
2343 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: September 2012

Lil Jon – Get Low:

“to the windows, to the walls….to the sweat drop down my balls, all you bitches crawl”

Post # 53
6533 posts
Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: February 2014

@sanjessica:  It is! My grade 7 teacher played it for us and I’ve never forgotten. After I wrote it on here I had to go listen to it on YouTube a couple times!

Post # 55
56 posts
Worker bee
  • Wedding: June 2013

@LwoodsNY:  I second this!! Such a horrible song, lol.  My fiancé and I were having a ‘the worst song you’ve ever heard’ contest.  I played this and won.

Post # 56
1759 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: August 2012

We chose a dirty song as our cake cutting song on purpose. DH showed it to me as I joke, and I immediately said, “Let’s do it! It would be so funny!” I don’t think anyone really listened, or paid attention, but we chuckled… it was an inside joke kind of thing, I guess.

Average White Band – ‘Cut The Cake’

Cut the cake
Give me a little piece, let me lick up the cream
Cut the cake
I need a little piece, b
aby, you know what I mean…

Post # 58
851 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: April 2012

Eazy E Give Me That Nutt

Post # 59
622 posts
Busy bee

“Pregnant” by R Kelly. Here’s how the chorus goes:

Girl you make me wanna get you pregnant,
Girl you make me wanna get you pregnant,
Lay your body down and get you pregnant,
Knock you up, pregnant, Knock you up


Post # 60
6375 posts
Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: July 2013 - UK

First one that popped into my mind has already been said: Kanye West’s “Gold Digger”!

Post # 61
819 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: January 2015

You Lie by The Band Perry? Completely Inappropriate LOL

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