(Closed) Let's play a game: most inappropriate first dance song

posted 9 years ago in Music
Post # 78
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: March 2013

@peachacid:  lol, I thought about walking down the aisle to the instrumental version of this song.

Post # 79
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: March 2013

“I Can Tell” by the 504 Boyz

You ain’t gotta say too much From the look in your eyes I can tell you  want to f*#k
(Mercedes) And you ain’t gotta call me ya boo Just  as bad as you wanna f*#k I wanna f*#k too
(Jamo) No, No, No you  ain’t gotta say to much From the look in your eyes I can tell you wanna  f*#k
(Mercedes) And you ain’t gotta call me ya boo Just as bad  as you wanna f*#k I wanna f*#k too
Lyrics from <a href=”http://www.elyrics.net”>eLyrics.net</a&gt;

Post # 80
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Blushing bee
  • Wedding: March 2014

“Baby got back”

haha

Post # 81
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Helper bee

@cantonbride:  Oh thank God I was right! This song creeps me out sooooo much and every time it plays I always say “the stalker song is on again” and ramble about how creepy it is. I’m glad I got it right, haha!

Post # 82
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Helper bee

@EffieTrinket:  Anything Bloodhound Gang is just inappropriate for a first dance. They are the epitome of innuendos.

Post # 83
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: August 2012

@greenidlady:  Wow, that takes me back… lol.

 

Akinyele – ‘Put It In My Mouth’ is another good one, too…
Khia – ‘My Neck, My Back’…

Man, I need to listen to some of these… it’s been a while! 😛

Post # 84
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: May 2013

Pull My Hair by the Ying Yang Twins but that is probably the most inappropriate song ever.

Post # 85
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Newbee
  • Wedding: July 2013

Oh I love all these suggestions me and Fiance play this all the time , my favourite is  

Kaiser Cheifs – Every day I love you less and less

Others from our list  include: Rolf Harris – D-I-V-O-R-C-E ,    Beatles – Yesterday,   Celien Dion- All By Myself,   and the Motown hit Band Of Gold. Wish I could think of the others now

And totally agree with “every move you make” being super creepy

Post # 86
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: July 2013

It is probably not the MOST inappropriate song, but if you danced to this people would probably be wondering “WTF!?!” if they actually heard the lyrics. I am putting quite a bit of the lyrics on here, because I think you need it to get just how dark the song is.  

The Band Perry- Better Dig Two

“So if the ties that bind ever do come loose
Tie ’em in a knot like a hangman’s noose
Cause I’ll go to heaven or I’ll go to hell
Before I’ll see you with someone else

Put me in the ground
Put me six foot down
And let the stone say:

“Here lies the girl whose only crutch
Was loving one man just a little too much”
If you go before I do
I’m gonna tell the gravedigger that he better dig two

Well,
It won’t be whiskey, won’t be meth
It’ll be your name on my last breath
If divorce or death ever do us part
The coroner will call it a broken heart”

FI’s Dad joked that we should dance to this. I hadn’t heard it before, but once we listened to the lyrics, we couldn’t stop laughing at the idea. 

Post # 87
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: August 2013

@dewingedpixie:  Nin was my choice too. 

 

you let me violate you
you let me desecrate you
you let me penetrate you
you let me complicate you 
 
i want to fuck you like an animal.

Post # 88
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: July 2013

@Araya:  whattttttttttt!?!? ahhhh. Some grandmothers would be having heart attacks…or really any guests, I would think haha

Post # 89
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: April 2013

This isn’t a first dance song but I kid you not, Fi had Maneater by Hall & Oates on our play list. I have left the reception music up to him mostly with just a few requests of my own so i’m bloody lucky I walked in the room when I did. And yes he was baffled when I told him he had to take it off…

Post # 90
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Helper bee

I think “Somebody’s Heartbreak” by Hunter Hayes is inappropriate for a first dance. It’s basically talking about being played by a girl that he’s in love with.

I’d love to know just what you’re thinkin’
Every little river, runnin’ through your mind
You give and you take
You come and you go
You leave me here wonderin’ if I’ll ever know
How much you care or how much you don’t
Whatever you need, whatever you want

If you’re gonna be somebody’s heartbreak
If you’re gonna be somebody’s mistake
If you’re gonna be somebody’s first time,
Somebody’s last time, baby be mine
If you’re lookin’ to be somebody’s ‘just friends’,
A little laughin’, little lovin’, never callin’ again, that’s just fine
If you’re gonna be somebody’s heartbreak
Be mine, yeah
Oh, be mine

 

@MissSooner:  I thought that song was really creepy when I first heard it but I do like it as a song. It should never be played at a wedding though.

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Wannabee
  • Wedding: June 2013

My sister had ‘Two Out Of Three Ain’t Bad’ by Meatloaf…

I want you, oh, I need you
But there ain’t no way I’m ever gonna love you
Now don’t be sad no, oh, ’cause two out of three ain’t bad

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