(Closed) Let's play a game: most inappropriate first dance song

posted 9 years ago in Music
Post # 107
Hostess
2007 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: June 2013

@katehh08:  I’ll make Love to You by Boyz II Men

 

not that the song isn’t all that horrible…it just needs to stay in the bedroom. but it would be funny at the same time to see someone use it…but awkward

 

Post # 108
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558 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: June 2012

The Dance by Garth Brooks…and it’s actually a very popular first dance song. It’s about a guy lamenting the loss of his wife. 

Just because it’s about the first dance of a couple at their wedding, doesn’t mean that it should be a first dance song! 

“Looking back on the memory of 
The dance we shared beneath the stars above 
For a moment all the world was right 
How could I have known you’d ever say goodbye 
And now I’m glad I didn’t know 
The way it all would end the way it all would go 
Our lives are better left to chance I could have missed the pain 
But I’d of had to miss the dance 
Holding you I held everything 
For a moment wasn’t I the king 
But if I’d only known how the king would fall 
Hey who’s to say you know I might have changed it all 
And now I’m glad I didn’t know 
The way it all would end the way it all would go 
Our lives are better left to chance I could have missed the pain 
But I’d of had to miss the dance 
Yes my life is better left to chance 
I could have missed the pain but I’d of had to miss the dance.”

Post # 109
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348 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: June 2014 - Italiano\'s Humble

@housebee:  LOL I have that CD SOMEWHERE!!! hahaha!!

 

I’d have to go with the Dogg song, and I can think of one my mom LOVES…Prince P-***y control…lmao, I think it’s funny dancing to it at the bars with HER, but otherwise, I sit there and whisper the words, b/c tho I like it, it’s embarrassing! Haha!

My Neck, my back(definitely not wedding material. Sex you up, would probably be funny in my HS group, as some of us still have our CMB tapes! LOL.

Ice Cube-You can do it…lyrics follow “You can do it, put your back into it, You can do it put your a$$ into it”. Played in the movie “Save the Last Dance”. I love that song, but I’d be embarassed dancing at a wedding to it.

Soul Asylum-Runaway Train. Just for the emotional portion. Some DJ thought it would be ok, not knowing that the Bride’s family had lost a female member, who’d been lured and killed after running away from home. (FWIW, it’s not his fault. Some take it as a different song, and how was the DJ to know about the family’s loss?)

Anything Rob Zombie. LOVE him, but he has no place, lyrically, at a wedding, LOL, unless there’s music I’m not aware of!

OPP-Naughty by Nature(if you know what “OPP” stands for, you don’t a lyrical description, lol).

Gold digger-Jamie Fox. good song, but not reception material LOL

Cherry Pie, although probably not a good song, would probably get played, b/c we like it lol.

Like a Virgin-Madonna

Then, “You’s a H03” by Luda..”Can’t turn a H03 into a housewife, H’s don’t act right. there’s h’s on a mission, h’s on a crack pipe”…LOL…(Yes, I’ve heard it at a wedding. Couple thought it was hilarious, Brother-In-Law aka the Bridesmaid or Best Man, played it b/c apparently the family knew a secret FH didn’t, and thought was a lie. They last about 3 weeks…no kidding!

Post # 110
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348 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: June 2014 - Italiano\'s Humble

@BrooklynWife:  I can listen to this song on the radio sometimes, but I’ve only danced to it once(and by accident at that). They played this song at a childhood friend’s funeral. So allot of us have a hard time with it, even though it’s a beautifully written song.

Post # 111
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314 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: April 2014

“Love the Way You Lie” by Rihanna and Eminem.  It’s a song about domestic violence, ending in Rihanna’s/her character’s death.

 

“Just gonna stand there and watch me burn, but that’s alright because I like the way it hurts/Just gonna stand there and watch me cry, but that’s alright because I like the way you lie…”

 

Also, “I Kissed A Girl” by Katy Perry.  Even for lesbians, because the narrator in the song already has a boyfriend who she hopes doesn’t mind.  And “Waking Up In Vegas,” in which the two characters in the song get married at a nearby chapel, and she wakes up wearing his class ring and can barely remember anything….

Post # 112
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177 posts
Blushing bee
  • Wedding: June 2013

End of the Road–Boys II Men

Water Runs Dry–Boys to Men

Before He Cheats–Kerrie Underwood

Goodbye Earl–Dixie Chicks

 

Post # 113
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331 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: June 2014

This is only semi-related, but I had to share…

Once went to a bridal expo where a local ballroom dance business had a demonstration to flog their dance lessons. Except the dancers (2 couples) were like 13y.o kids?! Seriously young looking.

Friend & I walked in as they were finishing a dance to the Cellblock Tango from the movie Chicago… a song about all these women murdering their lovers….

Then the announcer says the kids are going to do their last dance, perfect for any first bridal waltz. Well the kids start doing a tango & I realise the music (a tango remix of a popular song) sounds kinda familiar. Then the lyrics started. “Roxxxxannne…. you don’t have to put on the red light….” Yep, a song about a prostitue. Danced by 13y.o. kids. PERFECT BRIDAL WALTZ!

 

Post # 114
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6 posts
Newbee
  • Wedding: August 2013

Lips of an Angel by Hinder. Please someone tell me WHY all girls LOVE this song. It’s about your guy wanting to be with someone else! 

Post # 115
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416 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: October 2013

My vote is for Barry White — Let’s Get it On because it was someone’s first dance song at a wedding my parents attended recently. They said it made all of the guests super uncomfortable!!

Post # 116
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1960 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: August 2015

“Smell Yo Dick” by Riskay hahaha

Post # 117
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110 posts
Blushing bee
  • Wedding: April 2006

I Hate Myself For Loving You     Joan Jett and The Blackhearts

Post # 118
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171 posts
Blushing bee
  • Wedding: April 2014

“99 Problems” by Jay Z

Post # 119
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1502 posts
Bumble bee

@littletigers:  I immediately though of Jay-Z too!

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@katehh08:  How about Jay-Z’s Big Pimpin’?  Here’s just a small sampling of the the many wedding inappropriate lyrics…

“You know I – thug em, BLEEP em, love em, leave em, cause I don’t BLEEP‘n need em. Take em out the hood, keep em lookin good, but I don’t BLEEP‘n feed em…

Me give my heart to a woman? Not for nothin, never happen, I’ll be forever mackin, heart cold as assassins…”

It’s so much WORSE than that, but it’s not okay to post! Here’s a link to the lyrics: http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/jayz/bigpimpinextended.html

 

Post # 120
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1336 posts
Bumble bee

@Cady:  LMAO!!

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@EffieTrinket:  Lmao. I love Bloodhound gang

 

Hmm… Pop that P***y by 2 Live Crew. Anyone see “My Best Friend’s Girl” with Dane Cook? Lmao

 

 

Post # 121
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603 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: August 2012

The only one I can think of at the moment is a Spanish duranguense song by Aliados de la Sierra “desnuda” I actually joked around with DH that that should be our 1st dance song.

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