(Closed) Let's play! What's the funniest thing your SO has ever said?

posted 6 years ago in Waiting
Post # 3
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Helper bee

I woke up once to my boyfriend talking in his sleep, and the first thing I heard him say “Well thats a party killer, she likes stumps” so I was cracking up and I woke him up because I had to know what he was dreaming about, so im tapping him and he opens his eyes and goes “Who are you?”

He didnt know what he was dreaming about either.

Post # 4
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: June 2013

ahaha!!  Love these!!

Also, a sleep talker.  I was trying to get Fiance to answer something but he was clearly asleep…he sort of woke up and said that he really liked the password “terminator taco.”  I was like, What?  What?  What do you mean?  Did you change your passwords to terminator tacos?  And he just smiled really big.  It was hilarious.  He didn’t remember the next day…and that’s not at all his passwords.

Post # 5
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Buzzing bee

I have seizures sometime during the day, and they mess up my sleep. So If I have one, I am DEAD to the world that night when Im sleeping. One time he woke me up from a deep sleep, shaking me, talking about chicken. Then he said his hockey game was in the field across the street, and he was losing…..There is no field by hour house. I told him to go back to bed, and he just went GGMMMMMMFFF and rolled over. The next morning I asked him about it and he looked at me like I was crazy.

 

Post # 6
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Blushing bee

My SO has said many funny things to many to mention here.  The latest one was:

“How about we go on holidays during that uh month…you know the month…the month when all the weddings happen.”

I nearly laughed he forgot the month he was talking about.  In our realm of friends and aquintances the popular month for weddings is October.  I can’t believe he “forgot” October. 

Post # 7
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: February 2012

A sleep talking one here.  Darling Husband once took all the covers and as I tried to wrange a little corner of the sheet, her gently took my hand and in that patronising adult talking to a child voice said to me “Nooo Cariad this is mine”.  He put my hand on my belly and tapped it – he woke up soon after because I was laughing so much.

Post # 8
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Blushing bee

@Cariad that’s adorable and funny.

Post # 9
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Blushing bee
  • Wedding: August 2013

We were supposed to Skype last night and he came around a lot later than I expected him to. I asked him what he had been doing and he sheepishly said “I…I MAY have fallen asleep in the bath” It wasn’t even what he said, but how he said it.

Post # 10
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: August 2012

Back when Darling Husband and I first moved in together (about a year after we started dating), he was working 2 jobs to help make ends meet. He’d work down in the city as a quality control tech., then drive home, nap, and go to his line cook job at a local restaurant. One day it was particularly hard to wake him up from his nap, as he was in deep sleep, and in the middle of dreaming/sleep cooking, but when I finally was able to wake him, he exclaimed quite enthusiastically, “You can have the pink plate!

I was going to have his wedding dinner served on a pink plate, but unfortunately forgot to take it to the venue. His reaction would have been priceless, I’m sure.

The latest funny thing happened when watching ‘CSI: Crime Scene Investigation’, however. You know the theme song (“Who Are You”)… well, he began signing, “Who are you… who who, who who… I’m an owl… who who, who who.” I nearly peed myself, laughing.

Post # 11
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Helper bee

I was lieing in bed one morning next to my sleeping SO and all of sudden he shouts ‘NINJA CAT HIIII YA!’ and kicks his leg all in his sleep I cracked up and woke him up, he couldn’t believe it when I told him!

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