(Closed) LMAO–oh, DH! Funny things your SO/FI/DH/DW have said…

posted 6 years ago in Relationships
Post # 4
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: August 2010

lol One time we were in New Husband & discussing the Northampton, Easthampton…. and ways to pronounce them. Darling Husband said that Northampton had to be pronounced differently because “there’s no T in north” I think I stared at him for a second & died laughing.

Post # 5
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Busy bee

hahaha

I’m really rough with my laptop…it’s had a few falls.  My Fiance is a *huge* electronic junky and cringes when he sees how I handle my laptop.  I picked it up by its screen (apparently you are not supposed to do that…) and he said “You’re like the Casey Anthony of computers.”  

Humor is so important to me, I think it’s why he and I have so much fun together!

Post # 6
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: August 2012

I was homeschooled K-12 and my husband was not.  As we were out walking one day, he was commenting on how the leaves were changing color:

Darling Husband “So, why do you think the leaves change color?”

Me: “Cause God made them that way.”

Darling Husband: “Good answer. 😛 Now, let’s think of a less homeschooley answer…”

Me: “The leaves need chlorophyll to stay green and with the decreased sunlight, they can’t pull the chlorophyll in as well and the stems close off.  The leaf eventually completely changes color and falls to the ground.”

pause

Darling Husband: “You had to use a word like chlorophyll because of my homeschool crack didn’t you?”

Post # 7
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: September 2014 - Lodge

One day Fiance and I were bored and just decided to read off trivial pursuit cards to each other and test knowledge. He asked me a question about where the Pope lives and I completely drew a blank. I knew the answer but couldn’t think of the answer and said “Ummm Rome” Fiance responds “No silly VACATION City” I just stared at him and said “Vacation City? Never heard of it” He shows me the answer on the back of the card and I bust out laughing “That’s VATICAN City not VACATION”. I still tease him whenever there is news about the Pope or Catholics on TV that they are broadcasting the news from Vacation City.

Post # 8
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: September 2012

I used to have a VW beetle, that was bright yellow. Well, I took out a mailbox with it on my way home one day. Darling Husband wouldn’t let me live it down… his response was “I started questioning the mailboxes to figure out which one jumped out in front of you.. I found one with a yellow smudge, but he said “that’s just mustard from my lunch!”

Haha.. then he later told me that they all started throwing up red flags. 😐 Lmao. He always has something to say.

Post # 9
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: August 2013

While having Scooby Doo on tv, Fiance strolled by and informed my son and I that he has seen this episode before. Ya think??:)

Post # 10
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Sugar Beekeeper
  • Wedding: May 2009

@roweboat:  That is SO something my Darling Husband would say! Hahaha!

My Darling Husband is hysterically funny most of the time. He does and says really funny things on a regular basis, and I’m always posting them on FB!

Post # 11
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: September 2012

@Brielle:  I’m laughing about it now, haha. It’s nice to have someone with that personality/sense of humor around, isn’t it?

Post # 12
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Sugar Beekeeper
  • Wedding: May 2009

@roweboat:  It is! I specifically asked God for a man who had a very strong sense of humor who could make me laugh even in the midst of life’s most challenging moments, and my DH definitely is able to do that.

Post # 13
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: September 2012

@Brielle:  Gotta be able to find humor in life, especially these days.

Post # 14
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: August 2012

I had an appointment with my hairstylist late last night. My husband thought I was just getting my highlights touched up and a quick trim. I spontaneously decided that I should have my stylist chop off almost 8 inches and give me an angled bob. Here’s how our conversation went when I got home:

Me: Hi, Hunny!

Him: Umm, where’s your hair?

Me: Oh darn, I must have left it at the salon! Silly me! *leaning in for a hug and kiss*

Him: *holding me at arms’ length* I’m sorry, but my wife doesn’t like it when I hug and kiss strange women. You’ll have to leave now.

To be fair, this is the shortest I’ve ever had my hair since I was 6 years old and my mom gave me a pixie cut (*shudder* not as cute as it sounds). 

Post # 16
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Sugar Beekeeper
  • Wedding: May 2009

I’ll share one.  Because I was single until I was 47, I never really needed to spend much time in the kitchen. For convenience sake, due to my busy schedule as well as the fact that there’s not much point in cooking for one, I routinely dined out two to three times a day on most days of the week.

Once I married Darling Husband, however, I ordered a subscription to a cooking magazine through one of my stepchildren’s school-fundraising events, and I decided to attempt making a couple of the recipes.  I also should note that Darling Husband loves to cook and does most of the cooking at our house and that one of our favorite TV shows is BRAVO’s “Top Chef.”

I was in the kitchen, chopping some of the ingredients, and Darling Husband began to tease me by speaking in a very high-pitched, “Julia Child” like tone:

“First, you chop the vegetables like this … (and whatever else he may have said using her inflection),” and then he immediately ended the sentence in a totally different voice evocative of Padma Lakshmi, saying, “… AND ONE of you will be going home tonight …” Hahaha! 🙂

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