- 5 years ago
SO’s brother in law lives with us at FMILs house too.
I started me period two days ago and tonight he caught me eating the raw tollhouse cookie dough I bought out of the tub with a spoon.
“Did you start your period?”
“Don’t judge me pizza man” (he works at a pizza parlor)
“I’m gonna back away slowly now”
“You’ve upgraded from pizza man to smart man”