(Closed) LOL…..I love my guy

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Post # 17
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Sugar bee

Ugh, mine calls it “going potty” which just sounds so weirdly childish to me. I CRINGE whenever he says it, but I’ve thus far held my tongue lol. But it’s so weird hearing a grown man say, “I have to go potty.”

Post # 18
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Sugar bee

On the subject of pooping, my best friend’s Fiance is so paranoid about pooping near women that he will NOT go if anyone but her is in the house. And it took him a while to be able to with her.

When we first met him, we all lived together one summer when he sublet from our roommate, and he’d go on these random trips to the grocery store in the middle of the night. We thought it was weird, but w/e. Find out later on after they started dating that he goes to the store to POOP.

And that’s how he still is – when they come to visit, if her mom or sister are home, he’ll drive to the store to poo. So weird!

Post # 19
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: September 2013

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@jny1179:  FI will stand up from his chair, turn the TV up loud and tell me not to get up until he comes back out because he doesn’t want me to hear!  lol

Post # 20
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Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: October 2019 - City, State

Fiance just makes a face and gets all squirmy and finally I ask “what?!” and he’ll say “yikes…. bad things are about to happen around here” and then he will get up and walk to the bathroom. why? just why? I don’t want to know how bad its gonna be, just go poop and spray the damn bathroom when finished!!!!

Im left to go in peace thank god but when my son was a baby he would follow me EVERYWHERE, even to the bathroom, i finally got him to just sit outside the door rather than try and be in there with me. my dog is smart, she stays far away from the bathroom in general lol

Post # 21
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: April 2014

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@KatyLovesJoey:  Hahah that’s hilarious! It’s so funny that guys can be modest about that. My Fiance refuses to fart in front of me as well. lol.

Post # 22
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: May 2016

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@littlemisst08:  LOL

 

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Yeah he does, but usually because he’s gone for like 30 minutes or something and he has to use a distant bathroom just in case I might hear something. lol Plus sometimes there are more details… lol I find it very amusing and I like the comfort level.

Then again, I grew up with a dad and brother who were both very bathroom-minded. My brother would scream like a girl and hold his butt as he ran up the steps to the bathroom sometimes. Farting was ALWAYS HILARIOUS. And about a week ago, I texted my brother and said:

“You know… if we’d had a digital scale with decimals when we were little, I feel you would have weighed yourself before and after pooping and then reported back to me how much your poo weighed.” to which my brother texted back and went “ROFL!!!!!!!! Yeah probably! :D”

^_^ 

Post # 23
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: May 2016

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@KatyLovesJoey: ME TOO! lol. He goes to a far away bathroom or makes me put in headphones. XD

Post # 24
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: November 2012

I know far too much about my husband’s bowel movements to think it’s funny or cute anymore. Far. too. much. Cry

Post # 25
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Buzzing bee

I just had to add that I was laughing at this because I’m the one in our relationship that announces things like this. It doesn’t help that my friends and I are like this too. We’ve come to the conclusion we talk about poop a lot….

Post # 26
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: August 2015

@bearbear1:  LOL . Mine is the same. I think it is truly his favorite thing – he feels compelled to announce it, the terminology depending on the severity of it. It honestly takes us four hours to go out anywhere on our days off because he poops, then, in a pained way, groans that “oh no, I can’t leave yet.. I’ve got another one brewing.” Other terms he likes to use are “drop a duece,” “baby’s gonna be a soccer player,” “dropping the Cosby kids at the pool,” “giving birth to a ten-pounder, “bringing the Browns to the super bowl,” etc. etc. Lord help me at night when he has to fart because then I fall asleep clutching blankets under my chin attempting to avoid a “Dutch oven” effect… Sigh.

 

The other amusing thing he likes to do is avoid “woman problem” words. As a mechanic, he likes to announce when I go to the bathroom to not put in a tampon, but instead, “change spark plugs.”

Post # 27
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: July 2011

Disgusting! I don’t need or want to know when ANYONE is pooping let alone my husband. Yuck. It’s not that we aren’t comfortable with each other or that we are embarassed by “natural” things..it’s just that we don’t like to be gross when unecessary. Snot is normal…doesn’t mean I’m going to start picking boogers while we are watching wheel of fortune. No thanks!

Post # 28
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: March 2013

My Fiance always say Poo  haha…He sounds like such a prim and proper little girl.  He does it because it makes me laugh.  I can always tell when he has to go though, because he gets this serious look on his face and his eyebrows do this frown-look.  And he always rubs his forehead as if he has a headache or something.  LOL  I’m like “you gotta go, don’t ya”  and he like “you think you know me so well”  while he’s on the way to the bathroom lol

Post # 29
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Blushing bee
  • Wedding: April 2015

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@phillybride61513:  

My cat has recently learned how to open the bathroom door. Sometime last week in the morning while Fiance was helpless doing his pre-work poo the cat burst into the bathroom, ran up, slapped him on the face (no claws), and ran out.

The cat opens the door on me too but knows better than to try to slap me haha he just looks at me, puffs up, and runs out.

Post # 30
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: June 2012

DH always tells me when he is going poo. He takes his Nintendo DS with him, and can sometiems spend close to an hour in there!

I’m sure his ‘business transaction’ is done within the first few minutes, but he gets involved in his game, and just sits on the throne and plays. I can’t understand why he wants to sit in there with the stench and let things air out before cleaning himself up and finishing the job.

 

 

Post # 31
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: May 2014

@bearbear1:  Umm.  I do that.  Not every time, but often enough.  I love how some people on this thread are like “yeah, he talks about it, whatever!” and some others are like “Poop?  Let’s pretend that people don’t do that.”  Hahaha.

I talk about my bathroom habits way more than my SO does.  I also enjoy playing games on my iPhone, or browsing the internet whilst I…do my business.

So far, it seems like there’s no other women ‘fessing up to doing these things.  You can tell me that there’s no other ladies on WB that are gross like me!

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@MargaritaVille:  ETA:  Thank goodness, another female poop announcer!

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