(Closed) Look of a penis

posted 1 year ago in Intimacy
Post # 2
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Buzzing Beekeeper
  • Wedding: City, State

You’re just not garnishing them properly, bee. Maybe try adding a little hat or tie a nice scarf around it. 

Post # 3
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: April 2019

slomotion :  I personally like mine with a bow tie, makes it really feel special!!

Post # 4
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: November 1999

slomotion :  I prefer adding googly eyes on the head. It then looks like a cute little turtle popping its head out of its shell to have a good look around!

You should try adding the eyes OP. How can you not find a turtle cute? It’s soo cute… Maybe even cute enough to eat! πŸ˜‡

Post # 5
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: May 2017

slomotion :  Omfg I truly laughed out loud at that fist sentence. “You’re not garnishing it right”……lmao……maybe try a little mustard, or some jam if you prefer sweet over savoury. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Post # 6
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: May 2017

beeme24 :  but mushrooms are so delicious πŸ„πŸ‘…

Post # 7
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: June 2019 - Tacoma, WA

These replies have me laughing so hard. I don’t even know why I clicked on this, because obviously I don’t like the look of penises (I’m gay lol), but I’m so very glad I did. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Post # 8
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: March 2006

Penises are weird. So are balls. Sometimes I just stare at my husbands and poke them. Like, how are they not uncomfortable all the time with those hanging between their legs???

But I can appreciate a nice one! And omg these comments πŸ˜‚

Post # 9
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Buzzing Beekeeper
  • Wedding: City, State

michellelynn9175 :  Have you ever stared at a ballsack after climax? The skin moves around like there are worms underneath.

Its almost enough to distract from the fake moustache and top hat.

Post # 10
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: March 2006

slomotion :  I almost edited my comment to say that exact thing!!! It’s the weirdest shit ever. 

I prefer a top hat and tails. Makes me feel fancy. 

Post # 12
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: March 2006

cmsgirl :  I’m watching the Clemson game and laughing hysterically. My husband is staring at me like I’ve lost my damn mind. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Post # 14
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: September 2017 - Pearson Convention Centre

I absolutely love the look of my husband’s penis. I don’t care if it’s erect or flaccid. It’s uncut and I could cuddle and snuggle up to his chest and have my breasts just relaxing on his penis

Post # 15
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Busy bee

Well I don’t think a vag looks much better imo 🀷🏻‍♀️

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