(Closed) Look of a penis

posted 12 months ago in Intimacy
Post # 31
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: March 2006

How many ladies had sex last night and watched their SO’s balls after just because of this post? 😂

Show of hands? 

pantsapocalypse :  

Post # 32
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: May 2018

Bahahhahaaaa! I like the decoration idea! Does anyone still recall that post were a dude proposed with the ering tied to his penis? 😂 

and I have to say they aren’t pretty but they sure as hell come in handy sometimes!! 

Post # 33
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: June 2016

And while we are talking about ballsack’s mysterious movements — my husband never even knew that this happened!! I had to film his balls for him a few years ago, and he was SHOCKED when he saw that they were in fact moving! 

Post # 34
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: November 1999

Its natures joke….it was like let’s see how unattractive we can make something and get people to still desire it!

Its totally weird. I’m sure most if us would go eew if we had to stick our ungloved finger up someone’s nose or in their ear but we are totally OK sticking our tongue in someone’s mouth, puting a penis in our mouth, licking  parts, sticking fingers everywhere. We’d also be grossed out if someone sneezed on us but we are OK with a penis essentially doing the same thing and ‘sneezing’ on us!!

Sometimes I think about it and go actually this is pretty gross when you think about it…. 😨

Post # 35
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Busy bee

 

WTF! Lol! Funny thread, this one! laughing

Post # 36
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: November 2019 - City, State

I don’t think it’s a thing about them being aesthetically pleasing…they’re not.  It’s more a biological pull to be attracted to them, I think.  

Post # 37
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Newbee
  • Wedding: November 2018

This is my favourite post yet! I cant wait to watch his bag of wriggly worms now ha ha!

Post # 38
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Bumble bee

Clicked on this thread hoping it would be good, and it was. 

Some penises are more attractive than others, but they’re all mushroom aliens. 

When I would get gratuitous dick pics while online dating, I would dress them up for the dude. I mean, who doesn’t like their penis fancied up? The paint program is so handy for adding long blonde hair, blue eyes, and red lipstick to penises. Some even got dresses! 

Post # 39
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Bumble bee

My first u6sb was cut, my bf is uncut. I find them both lovely so long as they are clean :))

Post # 40
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Newbee

bouviebee :  Genius! Next time I do online dating and end up with an unsolicited dick pick, I will do it that way to get a laugh out of it and send it back to him. I’m sure most guys will stop sending such pics then if they notice it’s not getting them anything.

 

On another note: I don’t really care about what a penis looks like. Sure they look like total alien mushrooms, but I prefer those as opposed to other species penises. There are some seriously weird ones out there! I think a specific species of duck has a corkscrew-shaped penis to match female’s vaginas…. surprised

Post # 41
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Helper bee

There’s definitely some weird looking penises out there. An ex had one that had bluging veins, was dark purple and crooked in a ‘is that broken??’ kinda way. But hey, a dicks a dick!

OP, if you don’t think you could ever put one in your mouth then don’t force yourself too. I know plenty of women that refuse to ever give blowjobs – aslong as you let your partner know and they’re cool with it then it should be a non-issue.

Also, yeah balls are real weird. No matter how I stretch out in bed my husband always yells “you’ve kicked my balls!!” and I yell “Where the fuck are they??”. It’s a running joke that his balls seem to be everywhere no matter where I am in bed.

Post # 42
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Worker bee
  • Wedding: August 2018

trachtenqueen :  When I was online dating, I ended up with LOADS of random dick pics. I saved them on my phone, so whenever I received one, I’d send some other guys pic straight back. When they got offended (which they often did, especially if the one I pinged back was bigger than theirs), I’d respond with an innocent ‘oh, sorry – is this not the game we’re playing?’

Brightened up the horror that is tinder….!

Post # 43
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Bumble bee

I work in healthcare so I see a lot of penises! I don’t find them ugly, but as I’m a lesbian I have 0 interest in them. It’s weird though that despite being a woman myself and being attracted to women, I’m more comfortable with seeing naked male patients than female ones. The few times I’ve seen a vagina properly (as in legs open) is when they’ve inserted catheters and that made me feel really uncomfortable and I’m not sure why? 

Post # 44
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: July 2020 - City, State

peggy92 :  Oh my word!! I literally choked on my sip of coffee while reading, “Where the fuck are they?” That is golden!! Happy Thanksgiving!! 

Post # 45
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: April 2018

cmsgirl :  Thanks love,  I was going to have sex tonight, until I read your comment.  Now I’m having an existential crisis instead. 

I must be a unicorn in that I love a good dick pick.  My single colleague used to always show us the latest she got from tinder, and we would have a round of votes. 

I think they are funny things flaccid, and have been caught doing my own version of puppetry of the penis with Darling Husband before.  But I do enjoy an eyeful of a well proportioned hard one, especially Dh’s.

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