- 7 years ago
- Wedding: May 2015
Here’s my suggestion for a cute way of asking for cash 🙂
We’re throwing a party we can’t afford
And having you here, we think is a chore!
An honor for you, we think it should be
For us to invite you, to come and see
The wedding we’ve planned for months in advance
You should be so thrilled we will let you dance!
I know that this poem may be quite rude
And the motives behind it are quite crude!
But why should we care, ’cause it’s our big day
In so many words we just want to say
Give us the green, money, moolah, or dough
We really don’t care if you stay or go!
Please fund our life choices with cold hard cash
And if you critique us, ugh, you’re such trash!
We’re just so relaxed with others’ money
And don’t you think that is rather funny?
So write us a check and be on your way
We’ve got such fun planned for which you can pay.