(Closed) Magnum Condoms

posted 6 years ago in Intimacy
  • poll: Using magnum condons
    My SO/DH/FI/Other guy I know buys them and DEF needs them! : (47 votes)
    33 %
    My SO/DH/FI/other guy I know buys them but, bless his heart, he may not exactly NEED them : (9 votes)
    6 %
    My SO/DH/FI/other guy I know buys htem but CERTAINLY doesn't need them : (1 votes)
    1 %
    My SO/Dh/FI other guy I know doesn't buy them but probably should : (6 votes)
    4 %
    Sometimes a guys perception of themselves and what women actually NEED is just hilarious! : (16 votes)
    11 %
    I don't have a horse in this race, but it's kind of funny otherwise! : (17 votes)
    12 %
    My SO/DO/FI doesn't buy them and doesn't need them, but he's got PLENTY to work with and it's awesom : (46 votes)
    32 %
  • Post # 3
    Member
    2606 posts
    Sugar bee
    • Wedding: May 2009

    Does ANYONE really need them?  I mean, there are videos on YouTube showing how far those things can stretch!  I would think it’s more of a pride thing than actually needing a larger condom. VANITY SIZING for men!  Laughing

    Post # 5
    Member
    123 posts
    Blushing bee

    This is funny. I think it is a pride thing. Like me, If I’m a size 0 in a certain brand, but in another size 4, I’m going with the 0. teehee, little tricks

    Post # 6
    Hostess
    18637 posts
    Honey Beekeeper
    • Wedding: June 2009

    I think very few people actually need them.  And having a guy using a too large or small condom can cause breakage and put you at risk for Save-The-Date Cards or pregnancy.

    Post # 8
    Member
    3367 posts
    Sugar bee
    • Wedding: March 2011

    I’ll own up.  I was getting a towel out of my then boyfriend’s bathroom cabinet and saw a little golden box in the back of the shelf.  I giggled.  And, yeah, I wondered if he actually needed them or if it was a pride thing.  Yes, some men need them. 

    Post # 9
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    5494 posts
    Bee Keeper
    • Wedding: August 2011

    Well two guys in my past come to mind.  One bought them not necessarily because he needed them but because he said they were more comfortable.  Ok fine, I’l give him that.  It didn’t bother me because he never claimed to truly need them.

    The other guy, when I first saw the magnum condom at his apartment I sort of rolled my eyes to myself and said yeah right.  Boy did he prove me wrong.  He most DEFINITELY needed them.  I would venture to say that he could have probably gotten a regular one on, but it would have cut off circulation.  

    I just hope guys know that it makes them look like idiots of they clearly don’t need them but buy them anyways.  

    Post # 10
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    10714 posts
    Sugar Beekeeper
    • Wedding: June 2012

    My Darling Husband buys magnums and needs them. Anything smaller breaks almost every time and he says they are too tight. I definitely believe him I’ve been around the block and he’s got quite a lot going on down there compared to past boyfriends and flings

    Post # 11
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    958 posts
    Busy bee

    My ex boyfriend NEEDED them. He was like “Ron Jeremy Hung.” Like sex once a week because I’d my lady bits would tear every time HUGE. (sorry, probably Too Much Information.) But other than that, I think Magnums are an ego thing. I’ve seen a sex ed teacher put a condom on her hand and up to her elbow before. Those things are strechy!

    Post # 12
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    277 posts
    Helper bee
    • Wedding: September 2010

    Great thread!

    Yes some men do need them! When Darling Husband and I were first dating and using condoms, if he used a regular one he felt the need to hold on to the end of it. (like it was going to slide up and no longer be effective) So he always found magnums to be more comfortable. 

    However my friend used to be a sex educator for planned parenthood and I saw her put a regular condom OVER HER HEAD. (Yes. Her head). I saw a few break that way but for the most part they held strong. 

     

    Post # 13
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    750 posts
    Busy bee
    • Wedding: December 2014

    Mine needs them!!!! Some really do, but I bet 90% of sales are a vanity thing! 🙂 They might stretch really far just vertically, but when they stretch all around too, it’s a much more reasonable size. Smaller ones just don’t work….think a ponytail holder that just keeps squeezing and squeezing until all circulation is almost cut off and your hand turns blue. 

    Post # 14
    Member
    750 posts
    Busy bee
    • Wedding: December 2014

    @piglover:  Oh my goodness, I have a sudden unnatural urge to see if I can do that.

    Post # 15
    Member
    2831 posts
    Sugar bee
    • Wedding: May 2014

    I hate condoms. The latex irritates me and is just nasty. I really wish magnum sized condoms were sold non latex material. 

    Post # 16
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    3569 posts
    Sugar bee
    • Wedding: April 2013

    That pretty funny. If I were in that situation I wouldn’t let a guy who didn’t need it use with me as it wouldn’t be an effective form of birth control which kind of defeats the purpose

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