(Closed) Make me laugh!

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Post # 5
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: November 2009

Hahahah, it seems that in the 70’s, anything you could add gelatin to and stick in a mold was “diet food”!!! Hilarious!!

Post # 6
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: May 2010

Look on youtube Brian Regan – pluto … where they tell him he isn’t a planet anymore!!!! HA

Google the “29E letter”

Post # 7
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: June 2010 - Ceremony - First United Methodist Church; Reception - My parents' house!

This guy makes me giggle pretty hard.

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Post # 8
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: March 2010

There are two muffins sitting in an oven.

One muffin says, “Wow, it’s hot in here.”

The other muffin screams, “OH EM GEE! A TALKING MUFFIN!”

That’s about as good as I got.

Oh, that and awkwardfamilyphotos.com. It’s deliciously…well, awkward.

Post # 10
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: June 2010

OMG, I saw that newscast.  And later the anchor said, “what I had intended to say is, keep PLUCKING that chicken”.  That’s cool… buy why say that phrase either? 

Post # 11
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Busy bee

I think he was talking about some chicken farmer who lost America’s Got Talent.  It was sort of a cheeky way of saying “don’t quit your day job.”

Oh man.  Just thinking about it makes me giggle. 

Post # 12
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Busy bee

Seriously.  Now that it is on my mind, I can’t stop laughing.

Post # 13
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Newbee
  • Wedding: May 2018

What did the fish say when it swam into a cement wall?

Dam!!

Post # 14
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: September 2009

@fiftyfootbride: that is just disturbing, LOL!

I like to go to icanhascheezburger.com, it’s pretty cute!

Post # 15
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: June 2010 - Ceremony - First United Methodist Church; Reception - My parents' house!

This one also almost makes me pee my pants every time. If the animated gif doesn’t work, I’ll cry. I swear. lol

Edit: Ok, didn’t work. Too big of a filesize.

Here’s the youtube version of it. I guess it’s better, cause it has sound!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EspGZxWPTUk

Post # 16
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Busy bee

My fiance heard this gem from one of the sixth graders he teaches:

A pirate captain’s first mate tells his captain to put on a red shirt as they await the enemy on the horizon. 

“What for?!” exclaims the Captain.         

“Because if you get stabbed,” responded the first mate, “no one will be able to tell.”

“Ok,” responded the captain.  “Fetch me a red shirt and I shall wear it.”

Hours and hours go by and a legion of forty ships is found lurking due west on a collision course for the pirate ship.  

“Captain! Captain!” yelled the first mate.   “There are forty ships headed our way at a course of twenty knots!   Do you have your red shirt on?”

To which the captain responded: “Forty ships?  Hell, forget my red shirt,  fetch my brown pants!”

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