(Closed) Man Shrinkage!!

posted 6 years ago in Intimacy
Post # 3
7609 posts
Bumble Beekeeper

LOL!  I think a lot of us only know because of Seinfeld…. 🙂

Fear not, his junk will be back soon!

Post # 4
2398 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: April 2012

@Beccka:  OMG I almost peed my pants when I read this because I never knew either when I first started having sex. I always thought they were hard and always wondering how they hit it in their pants. lol 

Post # 6
665 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: September 2012

I think the balls go back up because they have to maintain a certain temperature so it makes everything look smaller. It’ll come back lol. But yes it’s crazy that it happens.

Post # 7
13099 posts
Honey Beekeeper
  • Wedding: July 2010

Haha!  Surprise!  No worries though, it’ll all come back.  🙂

Post # 8
2137 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: October 2012

im at work i totally started laughing!!!!! haha this made my day

Post # 9
3126 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: December 2017

Darling Husband is very paranoid about being caught at less than his best so I have never actually seen shrinkage occur with him. Silly man, we have been together for about 10 years..pretty sure I am not going anywhere at this point!

Post # 10
2009 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: November 1999

Lol.  it is strange,!

Post # 11
5296 posts
Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: January 1993

@LadyX:  yup, the cremaster muscle pulls them in closer to the body to keep them warm. Exact opposite thing happens when they are in a hot shower or hottub.  The tunica dartos (layer of sub-q skin) will also contract the skin when cold, and expand when hot.

So they’ll look smaller in two ways!


Post # 12
3241 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: August 2011

Wow what a post.  But yes this is one of those things you don’t really know about when you’re young.  Luckily that Seinfield eps happened when I was in high school so I knew about it before I started having sex.  However I do think this is something that should be mentioned in sex ed class so it’s less of a surprise.

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