Post # 1
Oh. My. God.
Call me naive and innocent, but I had NO IDEA men could… shrink so much! Without going into detail, my man went for a swim in a cold pool…
How is it even possible?? Where does the skin tissue even go…??
Post # 3
LOL! I think a lot of us only know because of Seinfeld…. 🙂
Fear not, his junk will be back soon!
Post # 4
@Beccka: OMG I almost peed my pants when I read this because I never knew either when I first started having sex. I always thought they were hard and always wondering how they hit it in their pants. lol
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Post # 6
I think the balls go back up because they have to maintain a certain temperature so it makes everything look smaller. It’ll come back lol. But yes it’s crazy that it happens.
Post # 7
Haha! Surprise! No worries though, it’ll all come back. 🙂
Post # 8
im at work i totally started laughing!!!!! haha this made my day
Post # 9
Darling Husband is very paranoid about being caught at less than his best so I have never actually seen shrinkage occur with him. Silly man, we have been together for about 10 years..pretty sure I am not going anywhere at this point!
Post # 11
@LadyX: yup, the cremaster muscle pulls them in closer to the body to keep them warm. Exact opposite thing happens when they are in a hot shower or hottub. The tunica dartos (layer of sub-q skin) will also contract the skin when cold, and expand when hot.
So they’ll look smaller in two ways!
Post # 12
Wow what a post. But yes this is one of those things you don’t really know about when you’re young. Luckily that Seinfield eps happened when I was in high school so I knew about it before I started having sex. However I do think this is something that should be mentioned in sex ed class so it’s less of a surprise.