(Closed) Marry, F*ck, Kill – the "Magic Mike" Edition!

posted 6 years ago in The Lounge
  • poll: Who would you marry, f*ck, kill?
    Marry Matthew McConaughey : (9 votes)
    9 %
    F*ck Matthew McConaughey : (10 votes)
    10 %
    Kill Matthew McConaughey : (13 votes)
    13 %
    Marry Matt Boomer : (5 votes)
    5 %
    F*ck Matt Boomer : (9 votes)
    9 %
    Kill Matt Boomer : (14 votes)
    14 %
    Marry Channing Tatum : (16 votes)
    16 %
    F*ck Channing Tatum : (18 votes)
    19 %
    Kill Channing Tatum : (3 votes)
    3 %
  • Post # 3
    1111 posts
    Bumble bee
    • Wedding: October 2012

    I am not familiar with Matt Boomer, but I just Googled him and he is giving me an American Psycho vibe…  So, sorry to deviate from your criteria, but could I swap Matt for Joe Manganiello since he’s in the movie, too?  Laughing

    If you don’t mind the switcheroo… I would f Channing Tatum.  I have never felt one way or the other about him until I saw him host “SNL” a couple months ago.  He was hot and hilarious.

    I would marry Joe Manganiello (LOVE him on “True Blood”)

    Hands down, no question, I would kill Matthew McConaughey because I cannot STAND him.

    LOL to “She’s the Man.”  That’s awesome!  I forgot about that movie.

    Post # 4
    1237 posts
    Bumble bee
    • Wedding: October 2012

    Marry: Matt Boomer because I absolutely adore him

    F: Channing, duh

    Kill: Matthew McConaughey because…he’s the least appealing

    Post # 5
    878 posts
    Busy bee
    • Wedding: July 2012

    Hmm sort of pegged tatum as a soap opera guy so I would kill him cuz he annoys me (cheezy)

    f*ck boomer cuz he’s cute and I have no idea who he is, probably just another empty head and pretty face


    marry mcconaughey cuz he’s funny and I like a guy that makes me laugh

    Post # 6
    3772 posts
    Honey bee
    • Wedding: October 2012

    Hands down my first thing was that I would F*ck Matt Bomer… And I would SO marry Matthew McC… So sadly that leaves me to kill Channing tatum.. but that’s only because I’d f*ck matt bomer over him.. Can I have them all????

    Post # 7
    8882 posts
    Buzzing Beekeeper

    No idea who Matt Boomer is. Marry Matthew and f**k Tatum.. rawr.

    Post # 8
    3452 posts
    Sugar bee
    • Wedding: September 2012

    Matthew McConaughey is gross.  He just looks dirty, not in a good way either, more like he needs to take a shower…for a year.

    Tatum would get banged only.  The other one I chose to marry, because he looks sweet.

    Post # 12
    1111 posts
    Bumble bee
    • Wedding: October 2012

    @VegasSukie:  OMG, “She’s the Man” is a remake of “Just One of the Guys”?!?!  (Guessing here, but it seems like the only option…)  JOotG is one of my FAVORITE movies.  It’s so stupid but so awesome.  Hahaha!

    (Now I have to see “She’s the Man”…)

    Post # 13
    2188 posts
    Buzzing bee
    • Wedding: March 2024

    I wish Joe Manganiello was in here too! I would totally F**k him!


    Marry: Matthew McConaughey because he is so funny and down to earth

    Kill: Matt Bonner (honestly I dont know who he is)

    F**K: Channing Tatum … just LOOK at those abs!

    Here’s Joe for those of you who don’t know him … YET! Tongue Out

    Post # 14
    1406 posts
    Bumble bee
    • Wedding: November 2011

    Thanks a lot for those pictures….Darling Husband is working late and I’m coming off of AF so it’s horny time for me.  Poor guy isn’t go know what hit him when he walks in the door!!!!

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