(Closed) men say the darnedest things….

posted 3 years ago in Relationships
Post # 2
313 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: November 2015

We were driving home one night in complete silence. My FI goes, it off the blue, “I just want to cuddle the shh.. out of you right now”.

Be still my heart. πŸ™‚ 

Post # 3
151 posts
Blushing bee
  • Wedding: February 2015 - Backyard

My FI says he loves me like Kanye loves Kanye :/

Post # 4
7110 posts
Busy Beekeeper

My husband is a super toughguy, and we’d only been dating a couple months when he blew me away with “my love for you would overflow the Grand Canyon.” He said that out loud! With a straight face!!! I was really confused because I was already sleeping with him. I guess he just loved me. Seemed hard to believe at the time though. (I was a cynic.) (Still am.)

Post # 5
941 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: January 1975

MsGinkgo:  The other day, my FI sends me This ecard:

We’re getting married this Saturday… Haha. He’s so romantic πŸ˜›


Post # 6
8036 posts
Bumble Beekeeper

FI is a very punny guy! He recently said that we should’ve planned our wedding for the fall so our favors could be pears because we are a pair. Also, we could give each guest a pair of pears so that there’s parity. LOL.

Post # 8
997 posts
Busy bee


MsGinkgo:  We were sitting around quoting Anchorman and I go, “I love lamp”, to which he replied, “I love you more than lamp!”….which led to “I love you more than llama” “I love you more than lily pads” and a whole lot of other back-and-forth L-words that we love each other more than (lima beans, lions, lasagna, etc.) Now ever since that night, I’ll occasionally get a random text from him that reads, “I love you more than…(whatever L-word he thought of right then)” and I crack up every time.

Also, as a side note, FI was on the phone with his mother last night and I heard him say, “I don’t care if the Queen of England suggested it…Amanda and I are not getting spray tans!” I can only assume that his mother was passing along advice from one of her friends about things to do before the wedding, but his reaction left me laughing hysterically…so that’s another of the “darndest things” he’s said lately. πŸ™‚

Post # 10
48 posts
  • Wedding: June 2015

My FI had been raving for weeks about this Church festival that serves Walking Tacos (taco built in a bag of Fritos) and how he can’t wait to get one.  Every day, “6 more days until I get to have a Walking Taco for dinner!”  He went to the festival with his buddies that night and sent me a text, “I love you way more than Walking Tacos.”  

Thanks?!  πŸ˜‰  Love this man. 

Post # 11
617 posts
Busy bee

O the silly things FI has said over the past 8.5 years. The latest and greatest he was playing some video game last Saturday and he was talking to friends on his headset. I was making a sandwich so I asked if he wanted one. they must have heard over the head set because the one sided conversation proceeded as. “At least I have the most beautiful women making me a sandwich”…*silence followed by laughter* “I love her more than ham and cheese sam-mich” Umm thanks?

amanda.417:  Thats so funny! our relationship pretty much revolves around Anchorman quotes! one of our first “dates” was going to his house to watch it.

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