(Closed) men say the darnedest things….

posted 4 years ago in Relationships
Post # 2
311 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: October 2016

We were driving home one night in complete silence. My Fiance goes, it off the blue, “I just want to cuddle the shh.. out of you right now”.

Be still my heart. ๐Ÿ™‚ 

Post # 3
152 posts
Blushing bee
  • Wedding: February 2015 - Backyard

My Fiance says he loves me like Kanye loves Kanye :/

Post # 4
8527 posts
Bumble Beekeeper

My husband is a super toughguy, and we’d only been dating a couple months when he blew me away with “my love for you would overflow the Grand Canyon.” He said that out loud! With a straight face!!! I was really confused because I was already sleeping with him. I guess he just loved me. Seemed hard to believe at the time though. (I was a cynic.) (Still am.)

Post # 5
939 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: January 1975

MsGinkgo:  The other day, my Fiance sends me This ecard:

We’re getting married this Saturday… Haha. He’s so romantic ๐Ÿ˜›


Post # 6
7975 posts
Bumble Beekeeper

Fiance is a very punny guy! He recently said that we should’ve planned our wedding for the fall so our favors could be pears because we are a pair. Also, we could give each guest a pair of pears so that there’s parity. LOL.

Post # 8
992 posts
Busy bee


MsGinkgo:  We were sitting around quoting Anchorman and I go, “I love lamp”, to which he replied, “I love you more than lamp!”….which led to “I love you more than llama” “I love you more than lily pads” and a whole lot of other back-and-forth L-words that we love each other more than (lima beans, lions, lasagna, etc.) Now ever since that night, I’ll occasionally get a random text from him that reads, “I love you more than…(whatever L-word he thought of right then)” and I crack up every time.

Also, as a side note, Fiance was on the phone with his mother last night and I heard him say, “I don’t care if the Queen of England suggested it…Amanda and I are not getting spray tans!” I can only assume that his mother was passing along advice from one of her friends about things to do before the wedding, but his reaction left me laughing hysterically…so that’s another of the “darndest things” he’s said lately. ๐Ÿ™‚

Post # 10
48 posts
  • Wedding: June 2015

My Fiance had been raving for weeks about this Church festival that serves Walking Tacos (taco built in a bag of Fritos) and how he can’t wait to get one.  Every day, “6 more days until I get to have a Walking Taco for dinner!”  He went to the festival with his buddies that night and sent me a text, “I love you way more than Walking Tacos.”  

Thanks?!  ๐Ÿ˜‰  Love this man. 

Post # 11
617 posts
Busy bee

O the silly things Fiance has said over the past 8.5 years. The latest and greatest he was playing some video game last Saturday and he was talking to friends on his headset. I was making a sandwich so I asked if he wanted one. they must have heard over the head set because the one sided conversation proceeded as. “At least I have the most beautiful women making me a sandwich”…*silence followed by laughter* “I love her more than ham and cheese sam-mich” Umm thanks?

amanda.417:  Thats so funny! our relationship pretty much revolves around Anchorman quotes! one of our first “dates” was going to his house to watch it.

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