(Closed) Most Embarassing Sex Story

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Post # 77
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: June 2012

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@Rouquine: My Fiance doesnt care if that happens to me after that position, but…I have to say it makes me so mad that it kills my mood. I think he is so into it that he doesnt even hear it.

Post # 78
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Buzzing Beekeeper
  • Wedding: October 2012

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@soyjoy222: I honestly wish I knew a way to prevent it.  I know it’s only air escaping, but argh!! Haha.  It’s so annoying.

Post # 79
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: March 2012

I remembered another one.

I had started sleeping with a friend I worked with and didn’t want anyone to know about it. Shortly after the friend was fired and I decided to stay over at her place and comfort her. The next morning I decided to skip work for a little more comforting and, since my phone was in the other room, I used her phone to call my boss and leave a message about my not coming in.

Cut to several months later (long after the friend and I had moved on to more serious relationships), I was in my boss’ office and we were discussing another coworker. We got into a discussion about phone numbers or something and my boss randomly brought up the time that I called in sick from the girl’s phone.

Aparently my boss had been at work early that morning, recognized the number from the caller ID and just didn’t pick up. My boss had known about it all that time and just never said anything.

Post # 80
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Sugar bee

Reading through these I rememberd an embarrassing walk in from Freshman year of college. I was dating a guy who lived in the same dorm, one floor below. We fooled around often in his room as his roomate went home for the weekends. One weekend his roomate came home early, we were together in BF’s bed slightly clothed and his roomate dropped some stuff in the room and then left again so we continued to make out, etc. About 10 or so minutes later his roomate came back (we were half naked) together with my RA who was his partner for a class project which is why he came home early. It was beyone embarrassing to meet my RA in my underwear and she was clearly embarrassed as well. Roomate never thought it was odd and proceeded to work on thier class project while I scrambled to find my clothes and get out. 

Completely unrelated, I dated a guy in high school (we were 15/16) and we fooled around in his parents backyard a lot in the summer, we also smoked pot in their backyard. I never knew what his parents knew about us or saw and it always made me feel awkard around them. His dad in particular was always in the family room which had a window directly outside but he never said anything. About 5 years later we started hooking up when we had both moved home after graduating college and once again were at his house, in the family room this time. His dad walked in on us making out but we pretended like we were just watching TV and then went up to his bedroom and had sex. To this day (we’re still friends), I have no idea what his dad thinks about me as we were not even dating and he’s never said anything about it to my friend either but I’m sure he knows what we were doing.

Post # 81
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Blushing bee
  • Wedding: April 2011

I lived with my grandparents after I graduated HS. My now-husband came over early one morning because he got sent home early from work and my grandparents weren’t home. We were in my room and just getting started when my phone rang. My grandpa was in the kitchen and called to ask why MrNerd was there. He totally knew what was going on so we got dressed and booked! I was sooooo embarrassed!!!!

Post # 82
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: August 2014

My FH and I were going at it in his bedroom, I was on top, ass in the air and all when his mother walked in and angrily slammed the door shut.. this was only 2 years ago and we are both well at adult age! LOL I wasn’t embarrassed I was happy.. teach her to KNOCK before entering! 😉

Post # 83
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: August 2014

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@featherflylove: guys are always proud when they get it in the eye!

Post # 84
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Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: October 2010

BEST. THREAD. EVER!

Post # 85
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: December 2010

awesome thread.  

thankfully i don’t have a problem with farting/queefing during sex.  i mean it’s happened before but it was quiet so he didn’t hear.  i’ve honestly only queefed maybe 5 times in my life. i just don’t have the queefing kind of vag i guess. 

my most embarrassing  story was when my ex and i were doing it and his brother walked in on us.  i was mortified and refused to go out into the house until his brother left. he didn’t see me naked he just walked in and saw his brother’s ass and my legs wrapped around his nake body lol

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@Oneeleven:  LOL money shot!!  cum in the eye sucks.  that’s happened before with me too and it burned like a motherf*cker and i ran into the bathroom to flush it out while husband laughed but tried to be sympathetic at the same time.

Post # 86
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Newbee
  • Wedding: January 2012

I guess I can share too..

I have two stories, both in HS with the same guy.

The first time we ever did it was when I lost my Vcard, so I was already super nervous. We were in his parents “building” which had a game room with a fouton. Right when we were getting comfortable and loosing the nervousness I was on top sitting and decided we should lay down long ways and I SLAMMED my head into the metal rail of the fouton. I’m talking..STICHES.  I was out cold for a min or so. when I woke up we got dressed and walked back to the house and told his parents I fell off the couch ( dumbest lie ever) and went to the ER for 10 stitches in the back of my head. Very very embarrassing. I assumed he would never speak to me again, but we are about to get married.

The second IMO was worse. We were in the building again and I thought I would be super sexy and let him nail me on the pool table. So I was laying down and he was on his knees and with every thrust we were moving backwards off the edge. I kept trying to scoot the otherway but he was to into it to understand the issue at hand. Needless to say I fell backwards off the pool table and kicked him in the nose with my heel on the way down. Bloody nose.. everywhere.. He told his parents I hit him in the face with a pool stick. He’s not a very good liar lol.

Post # 87
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Blushing bee
  • Wedding: September 2010

We were having sex in a hotel room and my man was like “yes yes keep doing that” and I’m, “what’s he on about, what am I doing?”

I didn’t want to spoil the moment so I just went with it. Later I asked him what was it I had done and he said “when you were slapping my butt”. I said no I wasn’t and we both looked round. His butt had been hitting off this stupid free-standing ornament-thing beside the bed.

a) did he think my hand felt like that!

b) how long does he think my arms are!

Tongue out

 

Post # 88
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Blushing bee
  • Wedding: November 2011

This is an embarrassing story on my Fiance part, lol. He is four years younger than me so when we started having sex he always tried to say “cool” things and be really manly… so this particular time I was on top and we had started talking dirty when all of a sudden Fiance says really loud and over the top – I WANT YOU TO CUM ON MY P***Y!! Needless to say, once it registered I couldn’t stop laughing and we both had to stop. We seriously cried laughing so hard.

So the next time we did it, THE VERY NEXT TIME, I think he was nervous and overly paranoid …well we were fooling around before we started the act and he looks at me and no lie says, “I want your dick inside my p***y” hahahaha. He just looked at me and it was over. Again laughing to the point we couldn’t even fool around anymore.

He got over his nervousness around me but I thought it was precious!!

The other embarrassing story is that his sister caught us having sex. That part sucked but the worst part about it is she heard us all the way down the apartment hallway – where you come into the actual apartment complex unit. WE WERE MORTIFIED!!

Post # 89
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: July 2010

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@doily: BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA OMGOSH!!!! That kinda thing would SOOOOO happen to me!

And my doctor is a family friend so naturally—the whole neighborhood would know between her and hubby…

HAHHAHAHAHA I AM DIEING! I would have refused the neckbrace too….so sorry:)

Post # 90
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: November 2011

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@kimbo89: hahaha sorry, sorry, sorry carry on! Um no!

Post # 91
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: November 2011

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@RahlyRah: hahahahaha wow, i am aware that this sorry was probably not suppose to be so funny, but you have made my day! This is too funnY!

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