Most embarrassing thing to happen to you.

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Post # 16
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Bumble Beekeeper
  • Wedding: Dorset, UK

PrincessPeach13 :  I can’t believe people didn’t say something, I would never just walk past someone! How rude and like you said, totally breaking girl code!!!

Post # 17
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Newbee
  • Wedding: October 2018

Oh my gosh, this one is straight out of a movie its so bad. When I was around 20 I was at my brothers baseball game. A ball went over the fence right next to the field where we were sitting. Deciding I was young and cool, I decided to climb the fence and jump over to retrieve the ball. I got to the top of the fence, jumped down to get to the other side—when my athleltic shorts got stuck to the top of the fence, letting me dangle there with my ass out in front of the entire crowd. Some moms had to come help me get my shorts undone. I had to leave right after that happened, and I don’t think I went to another game for the rest of the year. I went straight to my car and cried during the drive home. Luckily now I am able to look back on it and laugh on how funny it was!

Post # 18
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: May 2019

My all-time most embarrassing moment was when I was in middle school. I was really starting to get into musical theater, and was so ecstatic when I landed the lead in my first musical. For anyone who knows, we were doing Once Upon a Mattress, which is supposed to take place during like medieval times. My costume was a two part dress – the top half was a top with a long cape thing, and the bottom half was a maxi skirt. 

Since it was a middle school production, we were just reusing old costumes so they weren’t fitted to us. The skirt portion of my dress was too small, and during my solo scene when it was just me on stage for 5 minutes singing a song, I sat down and snapped the clasp of the skirt. When I stood up, the skirt fell off, leaving me to complete the entire scene in just tights and the top shirt of the dress.

After the show was over, my sister and her friends started joking that they didn’t realize they were coming to see me strip. Completely mortifiying for a middle schooler!

Post # 19
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Honey bee

I have so many….but this one is pretty funny. My son had a party when he was 13 and he invited some girls that he liked. After the party I overheard him talking on the phone to one of his friends who had been there. “Dude! Let me get this straight. You don’t think Danielle is pretty, but you think my mom is hot? Dude, that’s gross”. I never found out which friend he was talking to lol. I can laugh now but at the moment it was retty embarrassing. 

Post # 20
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: September 2019

I have 2. The first one was when I was in kindergarten, I was SO EXCITED to go to school, I dressed myself in my uniform. I had put it on backwards, so my mom turned it around for me, but didn’t notice that I had forgotten to put on my underwear! I didn’t notice that I was underwear-less until I got to school. Not knowing what to do, I ran to my older sister on the playground and asked for her help. She thought this was HILARIOUS and proceeded to parade me around her friends telling them that her little sister wasn’t wearing underwear. My teacher finally noticed during storytime (we had to sit on the floor with our legs crossed, I was wearing a dress uniform). She had to call my mom to bring me underwear. So mortifying. I was 6, but I still VIVIDLY remember this whole day. Lol.

The second was when I was a sophmore in high school. I was running late for class and tripped coming down the stairs, and flew down the last 2 or 3 steps, had my backpack fly over the top of my head, and left me spawled out in the middle of the hallway during a busy passing period. I was so embarrassed that I didn’t try to get up for a good minute. The worst thing was that no one offered to help me or see if I was okay, until the really cute senior from my drama class saw me lying there. I was so embarrassed he saw me like that. He was so cute! Haha.

Most of my embarrassing moments in life are instances where I was being a klutz and made a fool of myself in front of people.

Post # 21
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: July 2017 - Nashville, TN

coffeebean87 :  Happened to me too…First semester of 6th grade and I was wearing white jean shorts! Thank heavens I was sitting closest to the classroom door. I got up and slinked out backwards and nobody saw my butt (that I know of lol) and waited in the nurses office for my dad to bring me jeans. 

Post # 22
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: March 2016

Ok, so this one is bad.  Really really bad.  I’m still mortified.

I was at my cousins baby shower, it was towards then end luckily, and everyone was eating cake and drinking coffee.  My sister had just left our table to use the bathroom, so I was sitting alone.  My other cousins clutch was on the table and I saw what I thought was a cute little pink flashlight on the keycahin of the clutch so I picked it up to check it out.  I had never seen a flashlight so tiny!  I was trying to figure out how to turn it on/ where the light came out of and discovered there was a flip top.  So I flipped the top and find a button.  Thinking this must be how it gets turned on, I press the button and immediatly regret the decision.  I have a burning face, I don’t understand what’s going on.  My eyes are killing me.  My cousin grabs me throws my head between my legs and yells you just pepper sprayed yourself in the face!

The shower was in a restaurant and the entire thing had to evacuate.  While they had me in the bathroom washing my eyes out some random lady (not part of the shower) walked in and said I have to pee get out.  We were like no.  There were no stalls it was a single bathroom, so she just went in there while the rest of us where standing there like wtf who is this lady?  Needless to say I ruined the rest of the shower and everyone pretty much left.  My aunt was so mad at me for ruining it.  But like I didn’t do it on purpose!  It was very painful and terrible, my contacts were fused to my eyes and my sister had to rip them out.  I think it took about 3 days for the pain to go away.

 

TLDR: I pepper sprayed myself in the face at my cousins baby shower.  

Post # 23
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Busy bee

I remember in 10th grade, my period came early during my last class of the day. And it came hard. But I didn’t have any pads on me and was worried that if I raised my hand and asked to leave, everyone would see the giant blood stain on my ass. So I figured I’d just play it cool and leave with everyone else at dismissal. What I didn’t realize was that by then the blood stain was covering both my goddamn ass cheeks. A girl who saw me felt the need to come up to me and tell me, very loudly, “you have blood all over your ass.” Which, I understood she didn’t want me to not know… So that was quite nice of her, but it felt like my face was going to explode. 

Post # 24
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: November 1999

I went to an all girls highschool with a uniform that involved us having to wear tan stockings/tights in winter. It was the last bell and I rushed to the bathroom to change my sanitary pad before running to make the bus that my crush caught home too with all his buddies. In my haste the thick paper strip that sticks to the sticky backing of the pad must of fallen in between my calf and my tan stockings. I pulled up my stockings without realising and rushed for the bus. Well lets just say a bus load of teenage boys including my crush noticed when I hopped on the bus. My nickname was ‘Libra Fleur’ for a long time after that. ๐Ÿ˜– (Libra fleur was a popular brand of sanitary pad at the time)

I started using tampons pretty much after that incident because the wrappers are smaller and less visible if they accidentally fall in your stockings and opening up a packet of pads made me relive my humiliation!!! ๐Ÿ™ˆ

It’s funny now but at the time it was horrifying!!! I did date my crush after that…. He said he noticed me that day for the first time so I guess it helped!!?? ๐Ÿ˜‚

Post # 25
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: November 1999

sunburn :  I think it was this kid….

Post # 26
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Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: December 2014

In middle school, I was getting on the bus with a giant backpack full of books. I got on the first step and missed the railing and the heavy backpack caused me to topple backward out of the bus. Everyone watched as I got stuck between the bus and the curb trying to get up like a turtle that’s flipped over. 

In my freshman year of high school, I went to use the bathroom between classes, I walked in after two of the popular sophomore girls. I went to pee, but as happens sometimes, I let out a huge loud fart. Mortified, I hid in the stall until the two girls left so they wouldn’t know it was me. Once they left, I washed my hands and figured it was safe to leave. Nope, they were standing right outside the bathroom laughing about me. I wanted to die.

Post # 27
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: June 2019

I was 12. My very first period happened at church. 

I’m never going to live that down.

Post # 28
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Bumble Beekeeper

At my old job, the ladies’ bathroom was a onesie that all the women on the floor shared. One time I went to the bathroom to pee. I had to pee really bad, so as soon as I got in there, I unbuttoned my pants and pulled them down. But before I got to the toilet, I glanced at myself in the mirror and realized I had a big zit on my face. So I leaned over the sink to pop the zit, with my pants down at my ankles and my bare ass exposed…at which point one of my coworkers – an older, severe type of no-nonsense woman – barged into the bathroom! I’d forgotten to lock the door! We both looked at each other in total horror as she saw me there mid-zit popping with  my ass and everything else hanging out – and she immediately slammed the door and ran away. I couldnt’ look her in the face for a full year after that I don’t think.

Post # 29
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Busy bee

Thought of another thing, but it wasn’t embarassing in the moment just kinda in hindsight and more so for my mom. My mom was pregnant with my little sister and having horrible morning sickness. And one morning, before school, I heard her complaining in the bathroom, “I feel so sick I’m going to die.” Being the sensitive child I was, I spent all morning crying in class while my classmates learned the alphabet or something. The teacher asked me what was wrong and I cried that “MY MOM IS DYING!” And this… set off alarms, obviously. She had the counselor see me and the sweet, sweet woman took me to the garden. It was the winter so all the plants were dead and she said, “Right now these plants look dead but in the spring, new flowers will bloom” or something like that, trying to comfort me. Then she called home to ask what was going on, and my mom frantically tried to explain she wasn’t dying, just pregnant. And I got sent back to class.

TLDR; thought my mom was dying but she was just pregnant. kids take things literally.  

Post # 30
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: November 1999

megm1099 :  Omg the same thing happened to my friend except it happened on Good Friday! She stood up to exit after the service and her older sisters noticed and kindly followed her really closely to the car to cover her butt from general viewing. Her and her sisters after that day jokingly call period week ‘the holy week’ and a period ‘a butt stigmata’ ๐Ÿ˜Š

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