(Closed) Most embarrassing thing you or your SO has done in front of each other?

posted 5 years ago in Relationships
Post # 3
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Helper bee

@Creiddylad:  I was staying at my parents’ place and my then-FI had randomly popped in. I was wearing my loose satin pjs and we were sitting on the bed, when he started running his hand up my leg. And I hadn’t waxed or shaved in a month! I was mortified. To add to my embarrassment, he actually laughed at me and asked me when was the last time I had visited a beauty salon. It was so embarrassing. 

Post # 4
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Sugar bee

I had dinner with Fiance and his family a few days after Thanksgiving and I burped in front of him and his family. I’ve never burped in front of him before so I was pretty embarrassed. Fiance said my ears went bright red. But his little brother burped after I did so that helped a little. 

Post # 5
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: July 2013

I will one up everyone here. I got so drunk while we were camping on an island with friends a couple years ago. I ended up peeing my pants and trying to crawl out of the tent – naked – through the small pocket opening on the side instead of the door. I rarely drink now LMAO. Probably shouldnt have even posted this but it is kind of funny.

Post # 7
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: January 2014

This is not the most embarrassing thing (i can’t think of any terrible ones atm), but the burp story made me think of it-

Fiance and I burp in front of each other all the time. One day I had just guzzled soft drink and thought I had a tiny burp coming, so I went over to FI’s ear and went to let it out. It was NOT a little burp. It was a burp to rival all burps! I’m surprised I didn’t burst his ear drum..

OHHHH! I thought of a really good one. Fiance woke up around a week ago, with my drool ALL over his neck. Ewww! It only happens when I get super tired, but he told me I had slobbered all over him lmao!

I also don’t fart in front of him. We were play wrestling one day and he squeezed my belly really tight and yeah, I let one slip. That one was mortifying at the time.

Post # 8
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: April 2012

The FIRST time that Darling Husband and I had sex with each other (both had previous partners), we had known each other about 3 weeks, mid fun, he stopped, pulled out and said “Are you bleeding?” For some unknown reason (wasn’t on my period, did’nt hurt) my body decided to bleed all over him. I was so embarassed. He was really sweet about it and just said “let’s hop in the shower” so we went to teh shower, washed off and finished up. I was sure I’d never hear from him again. Clearly that wasn’t the case.

 

 

Post # 9
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: September 2013

Okay, nothing beats the OP’s post… That is mortifying!! Hahahahha, periods. They are such a b*tch. Most embarressing thing maaaay have been whenever we FIRST started dating, like that phase where your legs are always shaved, you always have your hair and make up done when you see him, you try and be some kind of Barbie doll for him. (we’re now engaged, and suuuuper comfy with each other, probably too comfy) but at the time, he had never heard me burp, fart, anything. So we had just come home from church, we went downstairs so we could be alone, and we were both looking good in our sunday best or whatever, and I got the idea to try and be sexy…

So we were kissing on the couch, and I decided to take it up a notch and swing my leg over and straddle him and make out. And so what happens when I shift that quickly after sitting all morning in church? Fairly big rumbly fart, which he felt in his leg. He couldn’t stop laughing, and even though I was embarressed, i laughed too. He still brings it up every once in a while and teases me about it!.. Haha, I wouldnt be so embarressed now if I had done it, but at the time I thought it was the end of the world. πŸ˜›

Post # 10
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: July 2013

A year and half into dating, my SO got really really sick and became super dehydrated so we went to the hospital. I had never seen him so sick. Well at one point he looks at me with a mortified look and tiredly said, “I just tried to fart but it wasn’t all fart.” This poor man, I assured him it was okay and the nurse brought in some wet wipes and gave us some privacy. So he wiped his ass in front of me while I held the bag for disposal.

That’s some love right there.

Post # 11
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: August 2012

While I was giving birth to our Dirty Delete, I #2ed on the bed. He assures me to this day that it wasn’t as bad as I thought/think (apparently they were “just little rabbit pellets“), and even the nurse told me at the time that it’s a pretty common occurrence, but still!

Post # 12
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: February 2012

We got drunk one night and walking home I stopped to vomit in a hedge, lost my balance, landed face first in my own vomit and topped it off with a ripper of a fart right in DH’s face as he bent over to help me up.

He once was trying to make me laugh by making farts (I am easily pleased) and he accidently followed through – that was the start of a to-day stomach bug bless him.

Post # 13
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: July 2013

@brighteyedgirl:  I have heard of that happening and am mortified it will happen when I have kids! At least your husband didn’t care. I suppose the whole “we have a baby now” part is much more significant in the long run πŸ™‚

Post # 14
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: July 2013

Barfed. All over myself and my car as we were heading to dinner last night. 

Post # 15
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Busy bee

Fiance sharted in the car as I was driving him home after his colonoscopy. It leaked through onto his pants. Yeah…

Post # 16
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Blushing bee
  • Wedding: June 2013

A few months after we started dating my Fiance got really drunk and threw up all over himself. I had to help him shower so he wasn’t spreading puke all over, and after his cloths came off before he was in the shower he turned toward the general direction of the toilet and started peeing. That would be his most embarrassing.

For me, I farted really loud during intercourse once. HE didn’t seem to mind though.

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