Post # 1
So I apologize if this post is whiny but I’ve been stuck in bed all day and would love to be put out of my misery now lol. And here is your warning, if you are squeemish, look away now!
Do you ever have one of those days where everything just seems to go wrong? Well today was one of those days.
I woke up very early because I have my road test to get my license today. I am way too old to not have it and have been working like crazy to get it quickly by practicing with a driving instructor. So I wake up this morning feeling pretty nauseous but decide to tough it out. BAD IDEA!! I feel awful for my poor instructor because out of no where I just throw up IN the car!! It was so embarrassing and I felt awful so we cut the lesson short and I tried to sleep it offbefore the test. No such luck because I end up getting sick 5 more times at home.
Well i really want my license and don’t want to lose my payment so I go anyways. Again BAD IDEA. Literally the most humiliating thingthat has ever happened to me: I acyually pooped my pants while sitting next to my husband!!! I wanted to disappear! He was so sweet about it but omg I couldn’tbelieve that it actually happened!
Luckily I had an extra pair of pants in the car so I changed before the examiner came out. Now at this point I was just praying I passed the test aftea reverything that happened but NO. I don’t even get to take the test because somewhere between home and the testing centre my left turn signal went out!! Fml. I quickly remember that my husband has an extra bulb and he fixes it within a minute. I happily run in to say we can do the test but the guy said nope, too much time had passed even though he hadn’t even gotten back to the desk yet!!apparantly because he was 10 min late coming out to my car that’s my fault and now there isn’tenough time. 🙁 so I’m stuck paying to reschedule the test and the earliest they could get me in is in a month! So frustrating!
So my husband drives mehome and I start to feel nauseous again. I jump out of the car and end up getting sick AND pooping my pants again this time in our front yard! Oh and about 10 of the neighbors were lucky enough to witness this.
So that was my day from hell. I’ve bruised my ribs from getting sick and haven’t been able to get out of bed or eat anything all day.
And the final kicker, one of my good friends decides to post on Facebook how he thinks all soldiers aren’t heroes, he called them baby killers. I am a proud military wife and am livid.
To anyone who actualy read all of this I am sorry for the gross details. I just needed to express how much today sucked and obviously I can’t go sharing this with my friends lol.
Has anyone else had to go through a sucky day lately?
Post # 3
Oh man that’s horrible. I think you need to see a doctor, that sounds really bad!
Post # 4
Omg! I am so sorry!!!! Please don’t take it the wrong way or be upset but I was kind of laughing at the pooping in your pants! (Because I have done that before too!) I’m sorry you are having such a rough day! Sending hugs your way!!!
OH and the comment of our soldiers is ridiculous!!!! That would be an immediate unfriend click! So sorry!
ETA: And yes, go see your doctor!
Post # 5
Oh no! I am so sorry. It sounds like maybe you had food poisoning or a nasty stomach virus. How horrible! I hope you feel better.
Post # 6
Be careful that you don’t get dehydrated!! I agree with @MissAsB! Go see a Dr!!
Post # 7
Omg, I’m so sorry. It sounds like you’re having a truly awful day and I hope you feel better soon!
Post # 8
Oh sweetie! Stay hydrated the best you can, if tomorrow you have a fever or still can’t keep anything in- please see a doctor!
This too shall pass. I’ve seen more than one (or five) grown men, soldiers at that, poop their pants overseas. It happens… SHit happens. Crawl under a rock & drink water & gatorade hun. You’ll be ok!
Post # 9
HUGS!!!! I just got over what you had and I am so happy to say I didn’t leave my house throughout the experience! I had a job interview and tv appearance I was supposed to do that I REALLY didn’t want to cancel but my Fiance and mom insisted, and I am grateful they did! I could have puked and pooped on live television!
I hope you feel better soon! In the mean time I lived off of ginger ale and popsicles.
I am so sorry this happened to you!
And just ignore the person on Facebook…. what a moron.
Post # 10
Oh goodness!! I’m sorry…that sounds like a day from hell…
Post # 11
Um, yeah… If you went to the ER, they would probably admit you. It is really not normal for a young woman to lose control of her bowels. I would go to a walk-in clinic at least for some nausea meds. Yikes.
Also, not grossed out. Maybe that’s the nurse in me.
Post # 12
I had food poisoning like that once… worst night ever. Drink LOTS of water, and don’t force yourself to eat if you have no appetite… if you’re not hungry at all, your body is telling you “no food right now plz!!”. Start with bread or crackers when you do feel hungry and take it easy.
Post # 13
Thanks for all of the comments!
Lol as embarrassing as it was, I did laugh at myself a little after the poop incident because I was so shocked!
I live in Ontario and we have this thing called Telehealth where you call and talk to a nurse who sorts through all of your symptoms then recommends treatment( at home, walk in, hospital). She said I either have the flu or food poisoning and gave me some pointers. If I continued to get worse I would call back but luckily I haven’t gotten sick since noon, I just feel crappy. And I am trying my best to stay hydrated. Thanks to everyone for their concern though, that is really sweet!
Post # 14
I have never, ever had gastro that bad.
Hun, you should have stayed home. 🙁
Hope you are feeling MUCH better by the time you read this. Hugs.
Post # 15
Awful day. And I’ve been there, fortunately right next to a bathroom, but it was a stomach virus. Can’t blame you. Sleep, drink gatorade, and tomorrow, it never happened.
Post # 16
Just incase anyone is curious, I took some pepto bismol and was able to sleep through the night. I still don’t feel great so I am staying home today (learned my lesson lol). But yay for having avoided anymore craziness and it feels like its pretty much run it’s course now so that’s a relief. 🙂 thanks again for all the support!