(Closed) Most inappropriate first dance song!

posted 11 years ago in Music
Post # 47
1163 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: July 2011

Oh man, I totally agree about “Every Breath You Take.” Someone was telling me that that was one of the most popular wedding songs, and I was like, you have got to be kidding me! Lol!

Post # 48
225 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: May 2010

@Greeneyedmoon: We made our entrance into the reception to the same music! We’re both big Star Wars geeks and to us it was pretty cool. Plus, our favorite tennis player Roger Federer uses that music during his entrances on the court, so that was an added meaning for us.

Post # 49
38 posts
  • Wedding: April 2011

we joked about using “Ball and Chain” by Social Distortion, my fiance’s favorite band.  i think it may be the last song played at the reception!

Well I’ve searched and I’ve searched                        

To find the perfect life-

A brand new car and a brand new suit
I even got me a little wife-
But wherever I have gone
I was sure to find myself there-
You can run all your life
But not go anywhere

Take away, take away
Take away this ball and chain
I’m lonely and I’m tired
And I can’t take any more pain
Take away, take away
Never to return again
Take away, take away
Take away this ball and chain


Post # 50
3683 posts
Sugar bee

@.twist.: You call him funny. I call him unromantic. Ahhh men 🙂

Post # 51
3683 posts
Sugar bee

We will be playing Gold Digger during the reception towards his family 🙂 Good thing I have a sense of humor.

Post # 52
6583 posts
Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: October 2010

It was not our first song, but we did play “Perfect Gentleman” by Wycleff Jean. 

Just ’cause she dances go-go, that don’t make her a ho no!

LOVE that song.

Post # 54
61 posts
Worker bee
  • Wedding: October 2011

Celine Dion & Luciano Pavarotti- I hate you then I love you

the lyrics go like this….

No matter what you do you drive me crazy
I’d rather be alone
But then I know my life would be so empty
As soon as you were gone

You treat me wrong, you treat me right
You let me be, you make me fight with you / I could never live without you
You make me high, you bring me down
You set me free, you hold me bound to you

Pavarotti is so romantic but the words…not for the first dance!

Post # 55
167 posts
Blushing bee

My FI’s best friend used “Smack My Bitch Up” by Prodigy… Surprised It’s not even a slow song..

Post # 57
495 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: November 2012

what about for the father daughter dance? lol i read somewhere “afternoon delight” would be a hillarious option to see shocked people’s faces  ….bahahaha

Post # 58
140 posts
Blushing bee
  • Wedding: April 2012


Don’t judge me… the first time I heard it I was driving home from my college internship and was questioning the lyrics, “Why are you calling so late? Why’s it so hard to talk? Why are you crying?” Then when he busted out with the “My girl’s in the next room..” I STARTED CACKLING LIKE A MANIAC.

Really, I don’t find cheating funny… If my fiance cheated, I would pull a Carrie Underwood on his car… I think I just found Lips of an Angel to be hilarious because they make it sound so sweet and romantic. Hooray-now cheaters have a love song too! 🙂 HAHA!

Post # 60
420 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: September 2012

I suggested I believe by blessed union of souls but my fi said it was inappropriate

Post # 61
206 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: September 2011

I cannot believe some of these song selections. Do people seriously not listen to the lyrics to these songs?

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