(Closed) Most inappropriate first dance song!

posted 11 years ago in Music
Post # 62
980 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: June 2012

@tinlizzleizzle: Bono from U2 once said that baffles him when people proudly tell him they danced to “One.”

You ask me to enter
But then you make me crawl
And I can’t be holding on
To what you got
When all you got is hurt

Sooo romantic.

Post # 63
4437 posts
Honey bee

DH wanted to use the song No Children by The Mountain Goats. Here are the lyrics. lol

I hope that our few remaining friends
Give up on trying to save us
I hope we come out with a fail-safe plot
To piss off the dumb few that forgave us

I hope the fences we mended
Fall down beneath their own weight
And I hope we hang on past the last exit
I hope it’s already too late

And I hope the junkyard a few blocks from here
Someday burns down
And I hope the rising black smoke carries me far away
And I never come back to this town again in my life

I hope I lie
And tell everyone you were a good wife
And I hope you die
I hope we both die

I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow
I hope it bleeds all day long
Our friends say it’s darkest before the sun rises
We’re pretty sure they’re all wrong

I hope it stays dark forever
I hope the worst isn’t over
And I hope you blink before I do
And I hope I never get sober

And I hope when you think of me years down the line
You can’t find one good thing to say
And I’d hope that if I found the strength to walk out
You’d stay the hell out of my way

I am drowning
There is no sign of land
You are coming down with me
Hand in unlovable hand

And I hope you die
I hope we both die

Post # 64
4858 posts
Honey bee

Oh my Lord you guys.  I am dying laughing reading this whole thread from start to finish.  Bahahaha!

I totally want to use “Move, Bitch” during the bouqet toss now.  And, FWIW, my Fiance offers me his dick in a box every holiday season.  Sigh.

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