(Closed) Most Inappropriate Thing You’ve Experienced at a Wedding?

posted 8 years ago in Etiquette
Post # 3
1235 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: July 2011

A man marrying the woman he had an affair on his wife with while having his mother who believed that the woman he cheated on his wife with WASN’T his fiance preside over the ceremony in a Cathedral while having his daughter (who believed the same thing as his mother) be the maid of honor for a woman he hated her because she was a child… Sorry, But that woman will never be my aunt.

Post # 4
1986 posts
Buzzing bee

I watched this drunk guy put a garter belt on someones older (drunken) aunt’s leg, pretty far….That was uncomfortable to see…

Post # 5
2829 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: June 2011




The worst thing I saw was the groom being semi-sexual with his bi-sexual (male) friend on the dance floor — you would have to know them for it to be funny, but the gmas certainly didn’t look impressed!

Post # 6
7300 posts
Busy Beekeeper
  • Wedding: September 2012

@tootietoo2: lol Fi’s mothers side is like that. I told him if they don’t keep their mouths shut, someone in my family might cut them with a broken wine bottle.

Wow. At least you guys laughed at her. I would have thrown my shoe at the bitch.


ETA: Most inappropriate thing at a wedding was one of the bridesmaids making out with the brides father outside in the parking lot.

Post # 8
411 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: July 2010

I think the worst thing I have seen was probably our groomswoman very inappropriately kissing my husband during our reception.  She went in for a cheek kiss and then kind of slid toward his mouth.  She also spent about five minutes wrapping him in the biggest “I’m-going-to-try-really-really-hard-to-implant-my-breasts-into-your-chest-so-we-can-be-conjoined-twins” hug I have ever seen.  I was none too pleased with her.

The funniest (and kind of inappropriate) thing I have seen was my cousin K’s Mother-In-Law getting super drunk at K’s wedding and then hitting on my now husband!  She came up behind him, ran her hands all over his face, and kept telling him how good looking he was.  She gave him a few drunken cheek pats and then went over to someone else to do the same! 

Post # 11
165 posts
Blushing bee
  • Wedding: January 2011

@kfricke89: HUH? I couldn’t follow that story even if I re-read it 10 times.

Post # 12
3709 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: May 2011

@tootietoo2: LOL! Sometimes you just have to laugh at ridiculousness like that.

I recently attended a friend’s wedding in Las Vegas. Weeeelll my friend and her husband decided to host a small reception in their suite in one of the nicer hotels on the strip. Her relatives raided the housekeeper’s trolley for SEVERAL plush robes with the hotel’s logo on them. I still don’t know what happened b/c the housekeeper saw them go into my friend’s suite with the robes. I know her bill was horrendous.

Post # 13
1270 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: April 2011

well, at every single family wedding my dad has taken off his shirt and tie and found a table to stand on top of and dance…..

last wedding he used his tie to lasso my mom and pull her close to him all while doing the “i am a fat hairy middle aged man and i am proud” dance.

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