(Closed) "Most Likely To ______ At Our Wedding"

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Post # 3
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: July 2016

@badabing88:  haha @ most likely to arrive armed. I just saw that you’re from Texas. I’d assume much more likely there than in NYC lol 

 

My aunt would probably be “most likely to dance all night” and SO’s brother “most likely to sit all night without talking” lol 

Post # 4
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Busy Beekeeper
  • Wedding: October 2015

@badabing88:  Ha. Let’s see…

I have a minimum of 3 male cousins in the running for “Most likely to get sh*t-faced & make an inappropriate speech” Actually… SO’s youngest sister is in the running for that, too, along with “Most likely to wear white”

My cousin’s girlfriend is “Most Likely To Wear A Dress So Short You Can See Her Va-Jay-Jay When She’s Standing Still” (Seriously. You should have seen her at grandma’s funeral!)

My dad & SO himself will be fighting to the death to be crowned “Male Who Shed The Most Tears” (They say you marry someone like your pop. I so fell into that one.)

Post # 5
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Busy bee

My one Aunt (who I’ve never spoken to one on one despite knowing her for 24 years) is “most likely to get shit faced and make inappropriate passes at my man. And then try to make an impromtu speech where she gets my name wrong”

Her son (who at least tries) is “Most likely to congratulate me and call me by one of my other female cousin’s names”

My mom is “most likely to make the entire production about her”

My college friend (who will not be invited for this reason) is “most likely to be bad-mouthing us the entire time”.

My boyfriend’s family is…well there are a ton of cousins and they all have like 3 million kids. So I’m sure all his female cousins will be in the running for “ready to go into labor at any second”

Post # 6
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Sugar Beekeeper
  • Wedding: May 2013

To my Dad:

“Most likely to get fall-down drunk before the ceremony and make rude jokes to the Pastor”

To my Father-In-Law

“Most likely to be a GIANT asshole because he feels like it”

Post # 7
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Blushing bee

My Grandma is “Most likely to talk mad shit through the entire planning process”. (she got married at the court house, and thinks everyone else should)

My Mother in Law is “Most likely to show up in all black” (which is one of my colors anyway, so jokes on her.

Post # 8
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Blushing bee

My Mom “Mostly likely try to out dress me”

Post # 9
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Busy Beekeeper
  • Wedding: October 2015

Oh oh! And my sister’s Mother-In-Law is “Most Likely To Barge Into Bride’s Room & Try To “Help” While Using The Excuse That My Mom Is Dead & So I MUST Need Her To Critic Every Choice I Made”. (Yes… my sist’er Mother-In-Law… not mine. Why do I have to deal with this lady?!)

Post # 10
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: December 2013

It’s really a toss up as to whether my brother or my Maid/Matron of Honor will be Most Likely to Get Wasted and Say Something Really Inappropriate in Front of My Mormon In-laws. 

Post # 11
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: September 2013

Probably all of our friends: “Most likely to get fit-shaced”…a term a drunken friend coined lol

Majority of my family: “Most likely to sit at table the entire time”

My cousin’s Fiance: “Most likely to try to make the bouquet toss and garter toss about her and my cousin”  She just did this at my cousin’s (her FI’s brother) wedding. 

Post # 12
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: April 2014

Oh god. Since I’m not sure how anon I am on this board, let’s just say my wedding is going to be interesting…

Post # 13
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: October 2013

My whole family is “Most likely to arrive armed.” My Fiance never shuts up about it, it is so wild to everyone here in NY that everyone in my family has guns. All of FI’s friends have been talking about it.

 

“Most likely to burst into tears” is my younger sister who is making our cake. She can’t handle stress so I’m pretty much counting on it.

 

“Most likely to act like a perv” is FI’s uncle. He’s a professional salsa dancer and also plays drums, which might sound sexy so I’ll telll you he is about 5’5 140lbs and a mouth breather.

 

“Most unpredictable” is FI’s friend “Haitian Rob.” You know how everyone has that one crazy friend, who’s life actually resembles “The Hangover?” This is him.

 

 

 

Post # 14
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: May 2013

I think my Fiance and I will end up being “Most likely to get sh*t-faced to cope with our families being in the same room”

 

Post # 15
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: June 2013

Ha this should be fun. Dear lord, I hope no one reads this site that I know! 

Most Likely to get hammered and either yak or start a fight-Bridesmaid #6

Most likely to cry alot that day-Bridesmaid #6

Most likely to be bitter and self involved all day- Bridesmaid #4

Most likely to act like complete goobers on the dance floor-Groom, my brother and the best man

I’m sure there is more but The Voice aka Adam Levine is on the TV so I’m going blank! Wink

Post # 16
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: July 2013

My FI’s brothers – Most Likely to Make a Drunken Scene. I seriously hope they can control themselves around the alcohol.

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