(Closed) MY children will NEVER

posted 7 years ago in Babies
Post # 3
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: October 2011

My children will never, turned into my children do…and I don’t mind ๐Ÿ™‚

Post # 4
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: November 2011

HAHAHAHA I love when I hear ppl without kids say these things lol

I use to say that my children wouldn’t have Binkies (pacifiers) yeah they both did til they were 3 and 2.

I use to say that my children wouldn’t ever be held to fall asleep because I wanted them to “self sooth”….yeah I held my oldest to put her to bed til she was 2 1/2 and my youngest til she was close to 2.

I’m sure there are more but I can’t think of all of them right now. Those are my two big ones though.

Post # 5
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: July 2010

My children will never read Twilight while they live under my roof….:)

Post # 6
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: October 2010

@lessons: I’ll play!  Even though, yes, I try to remind myself that I’ll be in for a reality check, but I do this all the time!

1. My children will never lay their heads on tables during meals.  

2. My children will never spend birthday/Christmas money until they’ve written their thank-you notes.

3. My children will demand something and have me give it to them!

Darling Husband, who already has a child just laughs at me, but until I give birth and these issues start rearing their heads, I will live in blissful denial.

Post # 7
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Bee Keeper

— forget to say  “Please”, “Thank You” or ” Yes/No Sir/Ma’am)

–interrupt adults when they are having a conversation ( unless it is life threatening, of course)

LOL at the Twilight post… good luck!

Post # 8
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Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: May 2009

Bwahahaha, I don’t have “nevers” any more.  At least not for my child.  ๐Ÿ™‚

I have some “nevers” for me, though.  So far, those are holding pretty strong.

Post # 9
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Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: June 2011

My children will never wonder if their parents really are in love.
My children will never be forced into an activity (but I am going to do my darndest to find one that they love!).
My children will never spend a whole day watching TV.
 
And some my children wills…
My children will be exposed to all varieties of food very early on (barring any food allergies, obviously).
My children will be well-rounded.
My family will think that vegetables are delicious (I’m being optimistic lol).
My children will be exposed to good literature from a young age (inspired by the Twilight post haha).

Post # 10
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Buzzing bee

–sleep in my bed unless ill — already broken but not regularly…BF’ing & teething for this working mom were tooo much!

–smoke

I’ll have to think of more.

Post # 11
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: November 2010

Hehe. Some of mine I think are realistic, others….well. You know. And most of them I think are more reflective of me than of them.

My children will never have a TV or computer in their room.

My children will be read to every night.

My children will not be allowed to eat junk food every day.

My children will not be allowed violent video games until the age of fifteen.

My children will not watch violent TV shows or movies until the age of fifteen, exceptions being Star Wars and the Firefly series.

Post # 12
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: August 2011

LOL, it’s like the #1 in the International Handbook of Parenting (otherwise empty, not helpful) that as soon as you say “My kid will never…” your future kid WILL. 

Post # 13
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Sugar Beekeeper
  • Wedding: June 2012

My child will never use or abuse a female.

My child will also never get someone pregnant while still in high school like his father and his father and his fathers father too.

Post # 14
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Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: June 2011

@Running Elley – In response to “My family will think that vegetables are delicious (I’m being optimistic lol)”

My nephew actually went through a phase around age 6 or so where he ONLY wanted vegetables. My sister had to tell him things like “eat 3 bites of your chicken first, then you can have more broccoli”.

Post # 15
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: June 2010

My children will never have texting.

My children will have perfect manners.

My children will be allowed to have fun.

Post # 16
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: November 1999

I have no idea what my future children will never do. I have lots of things I’d like to put on the list, but then I’m just asking for it. ๐Ÿ™‚

 

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