(Closed) My FI just registered for a 3lb chocolate turkey from Crate and Barrel

posted 7 years ago in Gifts and Registries
Post # 31
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Busy Beekeeper
  • Wedding: August 2013

This post has cheered up my entire day. I hope you let him keep it and I hope someone buys it! 

Post # 32
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: September 2012

Thats awesome! We registered for a frozen pizza from Target. We didn’t get it. 🙁

Post # 33
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Worker bee

LMAO so my SO called me while I was reading this post and I couldn’t breathe because I was laughing so hard! I told him why and now he totally wants himself one. DOH

Post # 34
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Busy bee

That’s so cool. Seems like you chose a good one 🙂 wishing you more laughs and happiness

Post # 35
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: December 2014 - Norton Country Club

I love Terrance!  If you were in my circle of real life friends, I bet you’d have a table full of chocolate turkeys at your bridal shower!  We could have them all wearing different name tags… Tina, Tyrese, Tim, Tony…

Fiance registered for some dog goodies (Loofah toys and a thundershirt) and a string of Christmas lights shaped like fishing bobbers.  At my bridal shower, I actually got a “doggie bag” with a special dog drying towel, Beggin’ Strips, and the Loofah toys.  We have one spoiled dog.

Post # 36
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Bumble Beekeeper
  • Wedding: September 2015

HahahahahaAAAaaa that’s sooo funny. My Fiance is 100% NY Italian so he’s all, ehhh we’ll get the envelopes with cash itll be great, babe dun worry about it. He does not “get” the registry. 

I on the other hand, am from the Bible Belt and our mothers pearl clutch at the thought of no fine linens, appliances, crystal, and china. So the registry is alllll me and very traditional.

Post # 37
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Bumble Beekeeper
  • Wedding: September 2015

also, I would 100% buy you Terrance if I saw that On the registry. 

We just drunkenly bought a llama last week at an art/craft/music/beer fair. Its made of baby alpaca (combed) that is sooooo soft. We named her Patricia and my Fiance enjoys blaming his toots on her. 

Post # 38
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: June 2014

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crackktheskyy:  My DH registered for a god damn cake stand… I told him not to but he was having so much fun with the goddamn gun! I kept meaning to take it off the registry, but I never did and sure enough – I got it as part of my work shower. I had to pretend that I loved it and that I love to bake cakes! LOL. 

Post # 39
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Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: May 2014

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crackktheskyy:  I read the title of your thread and snorted diet Mtn Dew out my nose! Lmbo!! Oh my gosh, if my husband only knew that was possible… !! So funny!!

Post # 40
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: June 2013

Hahahahahahaha this is incredible – and it has also inspired me to find something completely random and hilarious for our baby registry, just to see if anyone buys it! 🙂

Post # 41
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: October 2015

ahahah i love it 

Post # 42
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: October 2015

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crackktheskyy:  We initially had a registry at Target and towards the end, Fiance had completely lost his patience with things. I’m incredibly indecisive, so I literally stood looking at two different shades of blue towels for close to twenty minutes trying to decide which shade I liked better. He excused himself to go to the bathroom and when he came back I decided to wrap it up and do it online. Well, we ended up slightly abandoning that registry in favor of BBB and Macy’s, but it’s still up and I check it sometimes. I got ungodly excited to see an item had been purchased from it and scrolled down to see what it was: a bag of Reese Pieces. Fiance had zapped it when I wasn’t looking and a week after I saw it had been purchased, I received a package in the mail from my cousin with–you guessed it–the package of Resee Pieces inside. 

Post # 43
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: October 2014

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crackktheskyy:  Too funny!  Our FIs sound like they have the same sense of humor.  FI hasn’t registered for anything weird, but then again, I don’t think he’s aware that they sell a 3lb chocolate turkey.  I think he would’ve named him Kevin, although Terrance the Turkey has a much better ring to it!

Post # 44
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Blushing bee

Keep Terrance on there, love it!

Post # 45
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: May 2018 - City, State

This thread literally just made my day. Hahahaha I love terrance! 

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