Post # 1
So, my fiance and I were at the Lady Gaga concert last night. During the final song, everyone was dancing and this drunk chick was basically throwing herself at my fiance. Quite honestly, it was hilarious. She kept careening into him or brushing up against him over and over again, doing the whole “OMG, I tripped” thing, except she was very deliberately grabbing him each time. (Not grabbing in vulgar areas, but giving his arm/side/shoulder a squeeze.)
Allow me to repeat myself: We were at the Lady Gaga concert. I’m betting that 99% of the men there either weren’t into chicks or were there with their girlfriend/fiancee/wife. Seriously – if you’re female, it’s really not an event you attend to pick up dudes.
Today, my fiance is on this adorable ego trip, as he’s “still grope-worthy”
Post # 3
Haha what a crazy girl! I agree that she’s sort of going to the wrong concert to pick people up!
Post # 4
@MrsSaltWaterTaffy: I caught it out of the corner of my eye, and it looked like she just briefly grabbed his tush, once. Right after the song, though, my fiance leaned over and was all, “Good lord, she was all over me!” Apparently, what I saw was nowhere near what was actually happening. I was joking with him that I should have had a Jersey Shore-style throwdown.
Post # 5
BAHAHA! I went to a Backstreet Boys concert a couple of weeks ago and this group of like six guys came and were trying to hit on the girls… except it backfired because the girls were so focused on the band!
Post # 6
Is this the same beast who stepped on your foot?