(Closed) My husband loses EVERYTHING!

posted 7 years ago in Relationships
Post # 3
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10851 posts
Sugar Beekeeper
  • Wedding: September 2010

Yes!!! Darling Husband is also terrible and can’t find anything.

Ex) Darling Husband: Honey, where’s that business card from that guy that was on the side table a month ago?

Me: Did you look in your stack of business cards?

Darling Husband: Oooooh ya.

Ex) Darling Husband standing in front of the fridge: Honey, where’s the mustard?

Me: On the door. It’s at eye level.

Darling Husband: No it’s not. We must have eaten it all.

Me – walks over, grabs it from in front of his face and hands it to him.

It happens all. the. time.

ETA – Now I usually say “Honey, did you look left and right?” he says yes, and then I go pick up whatever it is that’s right in front of him.

Post # 4
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6009 posts
Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: May 2009

Not my husband but I am the worst at losing stuff!  My husband is patient with me, but I know it drives him crazy to constantly have to ask me, “Where did you put x?” and for me to say back, “Ummm, I have no idea.”  🙂  

Post # 5
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1327 posts
Bumble bee

He doesn’t lose stuff, but he seems to have short term memory loss a lot lol.

Post # 6
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9483 posts
Buzzing Beekeeper
  • Wedding: October 2012

Yep.  FI would lose his head if it wasn’t attached.

Post # 7
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3220 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: February 2012

on behalf of all of us forgetful, scatterbrained SOs, I apologize. Laughing  we really don’t mean to lose things! I just had to call in a replacement credit card yesterday and have to get help finding things all the time.  I know it frustrates SO but he’s patient and knows I mean well, thank goodness! 

I think twice a day I have to say “hey, will you call my phone?” I swear it must have legs and walk away!

Post # 8
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923 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: January 2013

SO has been through 6 cell phones in the three years that I’ve known him.  He’s forever losing his wallet too.  I think it’s kinda cute. 

Of course, the main reason I like it is that he can’t say anything about me losing anything.

Post # 9
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609 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: January 2009

@bakerella: mine does that too. I call it “MAN LOOKING”

it’s he is yelling….i cant find my keys i walk over to where he is standing and look down and move a piece of paper an inch and POOF…there they are!

At least he knows when he is Man Looking now. He will be like i need help i’m man looking!

Post # 10
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838 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: September 2011

My DH does this ALL the time!just yesterday he asked me to get some more toilet roll on the way home because we had run out. Im sure we had loads left (we only got some a few days before) but got some anyway. I get home,he whimpers gratefully at me and dives into the bathroom. I go to look in the spare room in the cupbord where the toilet roll has always been kept,and lo and behold,there sits a full pack!

Apparently he didnt know it was there. Where its been kept for the past 12 months. d`uh!

Post # 11
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6065 posts
Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: January 2012

My Fiance loses and misplaces everything too…

It brings to mind a slightly vulgar joke by Roseanne: “Men think a woman’s (hoo-haa) is a GPS tracking device.”

SO true.

Post # 12
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16213 posts
Honey Beekeeper

@bakerella: My husband is the exact same way. I have to physically point things out for him to be able to find them.

Post # 13
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Busy Beekeeper
  • Wedding: November 1999

@Rouquine: I say the same thing!

This reminds me of a funny story about me: I wear glasses 24/7 and when I was in my teen years and started not wearing them cuz I got so tired of wearing them… my eyes got tired and I’d put them back on. After a while I would ask ppl “have you seen my glasses”, and ppl would reply “hmmm they’re on your face stupid” lol…. Ever since then I do not lose anything. Fiance on the other hand is a different story.

Post # 14
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3482 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: February 2011

Mine just misplaces things around the apartment. He’ll phone for takeout and walk around the apartment holding his credit card until it’s time to give them the info, then he’ll leave it on a bookshelf or the coffee table or some other random place other than where he usually keeps it, and the next time we go out and he needs it, he flips because he can’t find it anywhere. He also has a tendency to leave his phone under pillows.

Post # 15
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13099 posts
Honey Beekeeper
  • Wedding: July 2010

Darling Husband tends to misplace A LOT of things but it is rare for him to completely lose them.  But he always seems to be seraching for the next thing he’s misplaced. 🙂

Post # 16
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Sugar Beekeeper
  • Wedding: September 2010

@Gemstone: I swear he’s just gotten to depend on me finding things for him now and he doesn’t even look, he just asks me to find it for him. I’ve started refusing.

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