Post # 1
Wow, thanks for making my day so bright and cheery male co-worker. You could stand to lose a little weight too, d*ck. God, why are people so freaking rude? Like I’m not sensitive enough about the issue, you have to go and point it out? No wonder your wife divorced you.
Now, I have to walk past him again to fix my makeup…. awesome.
Post # 3
Oh my god, what the hell is wrong with him?
Post # 5
I’m so sorry. What a jerk. (((hugs)))
Post # 6
There is no excuse for that. What a jacka$$.
Post # 7
WOW I am so sorry he said that to you!?! Were you arguing? Was he joking? Was it just out of the blue random comment?
Where’s he at, I’m gonna go kick him!!!!!!!!!
Post # 8
um, wow, what an a-hole…was it just out of nowhere?
Post # 9
Complain to HR. That’s inexusable.
Post # 10
I would have probably retorted yes and size definitely does matter, or at least that’s what your wife told me before she bought her dildo. *okay that was sooo mean*
Post # 11
Wow I am sorry
Joke or serious…that was 100% out of line
He is a jerk
easier said than done…but try to not take it to heart
Post # 12
Is he balding? If so, when you walk by you can say “Hey (insert name), I just noticed how thin your hair is getting up top!” And keep on going. Disclaimer, I know I would never actually do something like that, but I love imagining ways to give people a taste of their own medicine!
Post # 13
Um, he just outright said you were fat?! What a pr*ck!
ETA: I agree with hotchild. Call HR or shoot them an email. Not something you say to a co-worker.
Post # 15
You should say “It’s better than being pencil-thin, at least, that’s what I’ve heard.” See how he likes it.
Post # 16
Wow. Yeah, I would definitely report him. What an out-of-line dick. I am so sorry!