My \"men are from mars\" moment

posted 7 months ago in Married Life
Post # 91
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1005 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: October 2018

First Christmas married and husband decides to upgrade my great-grandfathers hand carved nativity set with spent shells…

Welcome to our Nativity Militia

Post # 92
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636 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: June 2018

emmzsea :  OMG my husband’s grandma does that whole pot in the fridge instead of Tupperware crap. I lived with her for awhile to help her through some health issues and that drove me nuts! There would be like these huge pots with a couple spoonfuls of food and she’d be like “I took your water bottle out because there’s no more room.” It’s been a couple years and it still gets me heated lol.

In general my husband is pretty good around the house. We’re both really busy so there’s no time for us to not keep up with the house equally there are a couple things though… Stubble in the sink, puts clothes on top of never inside of the dresser. This man had a totally empty, nothing at all in the drawers dresser, I’d fold his clothes (he washes I fold) and he would put them all on top of the dresser wtf.

Then there’s the underwear on the fan. Sometimes, all the time, he hops into bed, decides he’s done with underwear and flicks.it like a rubber band with his feet about 30% of the time it lands on the fan. When I turn on the fan I get an underwear shower. This usually happens shortly after he’s complained about not being able to find any underwear.

Post # 93
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Worker bee
  • Wedding: July 2019 - City, State

I had a moment this weekend and immediately thought of this thread! I took the garbage can in the bathroom downstairs to change out the bag, and when I took it back upstairs, Fiance was in the bathroom. So I left it directly outside the door, thinking he would put it back in its spot. I go back upstairs about an hour later and its STILL OUTSIDE THE DOOR. He comes up too, goes in the bathroom and just steps over on his way in and out. I’m cracking up by this time and I’m like “uh, can you please put the garbage can away instead of walking over it, that’s why I left it there” and he goes “WELL I CAN’T READ YOUR MIND” lolololllll

SVandy60918 :  I’m dying at underwear shower hahaha

Post # 94
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Blushing bee
  • Wedding: August 2018

Totally love this thread! However I can see the OPs husband talking to the other Martians and saying ‘the wife nearly had a breakdown over the Christmas tree so I had to step in and take it down BEFORE Christmas and now she’s telling ME that I took it down WRONG’ hahaha 

My husband likes to leave things on the floor next to the laundry basket too! I text him a pic of his latest offering, telling him that this was him trying to assert male domination over women 😉 I came home to him sat in the living room, without a stitch on with only a scatter cusion covering his modesty and all his clothes in a pile next to the basket! Would have been funny if I wasn’t with my sister! That will teach him 😂

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