Post # 1
So, this month my parents went ahead and got their POAs done and updated their wills to include my husband and sent them on over to me. This is what was addressed to my husband (who will not, absolutely under any circumstance, talk like a Pirate):
If, in the unlikely event you find yourself “last mand standing” (heir to the estate) there are 3 conditions to your inheritance:
1. You must dress like a pirate complete with hat, eye patch, pantaloons, boots and sword.
2. While dressed likea pirate you must say “arrrrrrrrrrrrrr” at least 50 times.
3. You must sing all verses of “A pirates life for me” in the Queen’s square while dressed like a pirate. And you may keep any coins tossed at you.
I really, really needed a good laugh. My mother is determined to make him talk like a pirate..LOL
Post # 3
@ldyparadox99: That’s kind of awesome. 🙂 Your parents must be fun people.
Post # 4
- Wedding: October 2014 - Savannah, GA
@ldyparadox99: So awesome!
Post # 5
hahaha sounds like a fun family
Post # 7
That’s so amazing! I’m going to remember this when I write my will. It will require them to have a party instead of a funeral. Maybe I should make it a pirate party!
Post # 8
@FutureMrsAJG: My dads great-aunt was a nun and when they went to her funeral, they were shocked to see the sisters putting up streamers and celebrating. They asked the priest what was going on and he said, “This isn’t a sad occasion, we should all be happy for her. She worked her whole life to be closer to God and now she’s closer than any of us.” I don’t think we’ve had a sad funeral since