(Closed) My poor Fiance/sleeping beauty

posted 6 years ago in Relationships
Post # 3
1114 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: July 2013

Mr CL did that to me a few weeks ago and he’s always waking me up to talk gibberish at me in his sleep.  Once he sat bolt upright, said, “Well if you can hang it on the wall it’s art, isn’t it?” and promptly lay back down.  He doesn’t remember any of it but I couldn’t sleep for ages because I was laughing so much.  Apparently he becomes some kind of cultural critic in his dreams Laughing

Post # 4
1902 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: July 2012

I once bit my fiance in my sleep. Another time, he woke me up in the middle of the night to ask me what I thought of some statistical method as opposed to another. I said they were both fine, and he replied “That’s alright then” and fell back asleep!

Post # 5
1716 posts
Bumble bee

I triped and fell on his face the other day while he was sleeping. Fell ON his face. Hit his face with my face as I landed.

It sucked then…now it’s hilarious since no one was hurt.

Post # 8
5428 posts
Bee Keeper

I remember my son sitting up in bed one night as I was walking by and I asked him “What?” He said… “I am chasing Lucy Liu” and laid back down… Okay…. whatever… That was when the Charlie’s Angels movie was on and he didn’t even watch the movie!

Post # 9
106 posts
Blushing bee
  • Wedding: August 2012

I shoved my fiance off the bed once. Like literally shoved him and he fell to the floor. I was asleep and don’t remember a thing. He went to sleep on the couch after that.

Post # 10
9631 posts
Buzzing Beekeeper
  • Wedding: April 2019

when i was a lot younger and my sister was away at school camp, i fell asleep in my bed, i woke up the next day and i was in hers, in a completely different room to mine! lol it was weird, and the only time i have sleepwalked

Post # 11
275 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: October 2012

These are freaking hilarious! Thanks for the laugh girls! I find them so funny because I’m the one who talks in my sleep, and I always wonder what SO hears out of me. He tells me sometimes, most the time I end up laughing my butt off.

Post # 12
615 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: September 2012 - Mother of the Bride's residence

Mr. Dragon always causes me bodily injury in his sleep! He’s a big dude and I sleep to close to his side of the bed. It’s usually kidney jabs but last week he kicked me in the freakin’ pelvis! I don’t fully wake up when it happens so it’s usually me half-asleep whining “Owwwwwwwwwwww” and then I forget about it by the time we actually wake up.

Post # 13
873 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: August 2010

He hit me in the face once while sleeping – he never woke up.  Scared the crap out of me though!  Then he had the nerve to get mad at me for waking him up to yell at him!  Hahahaha.

Post # 14
475 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: September 2012

It’s not me that creates the weird sleeping situation for him… it’s our cats! He’ll wake up and be like “why can’t I move my foot?” “there’s a cat on it.” “why is my foot bleeding?” “the cat was chewing on it.” “Why can’t I roll over?” “there’s a cat on your butt.”

This is a common sleeping position:

Post # 15
1526 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: June 2012

One night my Darling Husband woke me up doing bicycle kicks in the air and yelling “Weeeeeee!”  Totally doesn’t remember it. 

Post # 16
5242 posts
Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: April 2013

I talk pure nonsense in my sleep and freak my fiance out lol. I also went to the cottage with my best friend and I scared her so much cause I kept talking all night long

The funniest sleeping story I ever heard was my friends ex who was notorious for sleep walking and one night got up, got dressed, called a cab and went to work at 2am and when he got there he then woke up and wondered why the hell he was there!!!!!

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