Post # 1
lastnight i apparently punched him in the face while i was asleep – all i remember is him waking me up and saying “you punched me in the face” i also talk in my sleep – what on earth has he gotten himself into LOL
Anyone else have interesting sleeping habits????
Post # 3
Mr CL did that to me a few weeks ago and he’s always waking me up to talk gibberish at me in his sleep. Once he sat bolt upright, said, “Well if you can hang it on the wall it’s art, isn’t it?” and promptly lay back down. He doesn’t remember any of it but I couldn’t sleep for ages because I was laughing so much. Apparently he becomes some kind of cultural critic in his dreams
Post # 4
I once bit my fiance in my sleep. Another time, he woke me up in the middle of the night to ask me what I thought of some statistical method as opposed to another. I said they were both fine, and he replied “That’s alright then” and fell back asleep!
Post # 5
I triped and fell on his face the other day while he was sleeping. Fell ON his face. Hit his face with my face as I landed.
It sucked then…now it’s hilarious since no one was hurt.
Post # 6
HAHAAHAH you guys just made me laugh thanks for sharing. one night in my sleep i said to my fiance ” i just fell over. I was running the wrong way but i didnt bring the dog” he told me the next day and i cracked up laughing….he says i do it a lot. I have woken myself up by laughing in my sleep so i know he isnt lying LOL
Post # 7
P.S ans as a child I remember waking up coz i was chewing on my pillow coa i dreamt that there was a cupcake on it HAAHa
Post # 8
I remember my son sitting up in bed one night as I was walking by and I asked him “What?” He said… “I am chasing Lucy Liu” and laid back down… Okay…. whatever… That was when the Charlie’s Angels movie was on and he didn’t even watch the movie!
Post # 9
I shoved my fiance off the bed once. Like literally shoved him and he fell to the floor. I was asleep and don’t remember a thing. He went to sleep on the couch after that.
Post # 10
when i was a lot younger and my sister was away at school camp, i fell asleep in my bed, i woke up the next day and i was in hers, in a completely different room to mine! lol it was weird, and the only time i have sleepwalked
Post # 11
These are freaking hilarious! Thanks for the laugh girls! I find them so funny because I’m the one who talks in my sleep, and I always wonder what SO hears out of me. He tells me sometimes, most the time I end up laughing my butt off.
Post # 12
- Wedding: September 2012 - Mother of the Bride's residence
Mr. Dragon always causes me bodily injury in his sleep! He’s a big dude and I sleep to close to his side of the bed. It’s usually kidney jabs but last week he kicked me in the freakin’ pelvis! I don’t fully wake up when it happens so it’s usually me half-asleep whining “Owwwwwwwwwwww” and then I forget about it by the time we actually wake up.
Post # 13
He hit me in the face once while sleeping – he never woke up. Scared the crap out of me though! Then he had the nerve to get mad at me for waking him up to yell at him! Hahahaha.
Post # 14
It’s not me that creates the weird sleeping situation for him… it’s our cats! He’ll wake up and be like “why can’t I move my foot?” “there’s a cat on it.” “why is my foot bleeding?” “the cat was chewing on it.” “Why can’t I roll over?” “there’s a cat on your butt.”
This is a common sleeping position:
Post # 15
One night my Darling Husband woke me up doing bicycle kicks in the air and yelling “Weeeeeee!” Totally doesn’t remember it.
Post # 16
I talk pure nonsense in my sleep and freak my fiance out lol. I also went to the cottage with my best friend and I scared her so much cause I kept talking all night long
The funniest sleeping story I ever heard was my friends ex who was notorious for sleep walking and one night got up, got dressed, called a cab and went to work at 2am and when he got there he then woke up and wondered why the hell he was there!!!!!