(Closed) My spam box cracks me up (Just for fun)

posted 5 years ago in The Lounge
Post # 3
Member
4691 posts
Honey bee

Same as yours! Dating websites, mostly. I don’t understand how they even got my email address. 

Post # 4
Member
1466 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: November 1999

Dating site, sex sites, AARP, Scooter coupons (not being able to move around without help), Lonely wives club, Meet for discreet sex…should I go on…this is a trip…hahaha they dont know if I am dating, need sex, older, horny wife, or want a hook-up…LMAO

Post # 5
Member
704 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: February 2012

My favorite one has the subject, “31 sluts who want you!”

 I opened that one. The body reads:

“how are you doo ya member meh? itz Laura we were talking the other mornin sooo….. anywayss what’re you up to i wanted to tell you about ________ webpage i just put up recent photos on im currently rated a 6.9 i want to be a 10!!!!”

Post # 6
Member
2282 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: June 2012

Mine is combination nerdy/creepy. Smithsonian right there with “slender desirable spanish girl.” 

ick.

Post # 7
Member
3668 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: July 2015

I was skimming through all the penis enlargement emails in my spam folder, and there’s one with the subject: “You’ll become a real sexual predator with these meds.”

…because that’s a good thing…?

Post # 8
Hostess
11177 posts
Sugar Beekeeper

My spam apparently thinks I need a larger penis.

 

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