- 8 years ago
So, my mom and I are sharing dinner and while I forget the exact context of the discussion, (something about my ex, maybe it was food? he was a chef,) she replied with “oh and did you see his wedding picss?”
I freeze. Please tell me that a mutual coworker or even himself, (they used to work together- after we broke up. another story.) showed her?
No, she GOOGLED him.
O to the MG my mother googled my ex. Now- I understand the woman is recently retired and is in dire need of a hobby. I’ve been tuning out lonely stories of her, traipsing the internet, finding out what happened to her own old friends, exes, whatever. I guess she ran out of people to look up.
Then she proceeds to tell me, in an awe-struck tone: “You know he married her a year to the day you broke up?!” No, I did not, maybe because I don’t remember the EXACT day we broke up, or because I don’t stalk me exes online. Coincidence, really.